And so, my beloved Kermit, my dear little Hussein, at the moment America changed forever, your father was wandering an ICBM-denuded watseland, nervously monitoring his radiation level, armed only with a baseball bat, a 10mm...

Bat stood in the open door and said “I am a crime scene unit detective from the New York City Police Department, you heinous fucking mongoloid, and there is nothing I cannot do.

He was breathtaking. There was simply no other way to describe him. Her eyes started with his long, black hair before slowly perusing every inch of him. He was dressed in a white shirt and...

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.

Being with a small publisher has been huge. They bat for me for everything.

Wherever Jordan’s going – and I do believe we all go somewhere – think of it as the light that will bring him home.

We’re different, you and I. I am a Rorschach Test, and you, you are a butterfly. No, wait, you are a bat. Actually, you are the Galapagos Islands. Or perhaps you are a failed Pollack...

Mothman flew away from town, like a giant bat, and then disappeared from sight behind a thicket of skeletal autumn trees.

I found a bra in a bar. Guess when? Anagram Night! It’s the one day of the year that’s truly for lovers. It’s also for a solver.

Since I can’t turn into a bat and fly, I’ll still need my bus pass

The baby batScreamed out in fright,’Turn on the dark,I’m afraid of the light.

Not every winged Creature is considered a bird or a bat. Some wings are made of magic.- Raani York – 2013 –