Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

When you grow up the way I do, and the biggest thing in your life so far has been getting dunked in a glass tank by a man who acts like he’s mugging you but...

If life gives you a curveball, then be the catcher and catch it.

His stories were not always new, but there was in the telling of them a special kind of magic. His voice could roll like thunder or hush down into a zepherlike whisper. He could imitate...

Please don’t arrest me.””Listen to me, I’m not going to arrest you, ok? I’m not a cop.””Are you sure?””Am I sure I’m not a cop? yes, I’m sure.””You could be undercover.

It’s the imperfections that make things beautiful

Later, they also found a camp of outlaws who, when offered the chance to join the rebel ranks, unsheathed their daggers and threatened to cut the three into tiny, bloody pieces and eat them for...

Time is awesome.

If you can HELP someone, DO IT! The world NEEDS more of THAT!

It’s more like how some people can’t help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you meet someone and instantly know they’re a full-time professional victim, and no matter...

I pity the foo

Do I want to change the world? To a certain extent yeah. It needs to be changed… it needs a kick up the ass.

I bundled in my own blanket and reflected on the strange and somewhat unexpected friendship that was slowly developing between Davin and myself. It was clear to me that he needed a friend, but for...

Having constant supporters and people who are always there and always giving back and knowing that they’re loving what you’re doing is always awesome to see.

If you want one thing too much it’s likely to be a disappointment. The healthy way is to learn to like the everyday things, like soft beds and buttermilk—and feisty gentlemen.

I found a copy of Leven’s birth certificate and was surprised to see his birth name listed as E. Leven Thumps. I assume the E. stands for Elton, and I have no idea why they...

AWESOME!

Sometimes the clouds weren’t weightless. Sometimes their bellies got dark and full. It was life. It happened. It didn’t mean it wasn’t scary, or that I wasn’t still afraid, but now I knew that as...

I just want to be a warrior maiden and go on adventures. I don’t want to fall in love,

My name is Sabastian. I had a father, but he is dead. I had a mother, but she is dead to me. I have a brother, and I will Bind him to me. I have...

The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.

How are we going to get out of here?””Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.””Do we have the right plan?””Not yet.””Do we have any plan?””Not yet.

If you die before you say her name, ser, I will hunt you through all seven hells.” –Prince Oberyn of Dorne.

I adore your anger and resentments; with such beauty,everything you do looks awesome.

Pedir perdón es humillante y no arregla nada. La solución no es pedir perdón, sino evitar los estallidos que hacen obligatorias las excusas

But because two can play at this game, I stand on tiptoe and kiss his cheek. Right on his bruise.

Be SO AWESOME that when people are exposed to you, they want to BE AWESOME too!

Cal?” I sit back and feel myself blushing, feel it from the tips of my toes all the way to the heat at the backs of my ears.

When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest, strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useless, and intelligence cannot be applied.

Being in love with your best friend is problematic.

I have chiseled features. Look. Look how chiseled they are. And my teeth are at least as white as his. You seriously think he’s good-lookin’?””I do,” said Tanith.”Right,” Sanguine said and nodded. “I’m gonna kill...

… If you tried to touch my woman she’d break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

My dad is awesome.

Saxon and I had no business even attempting any type of relationship with each other. We were gunpowder and one hell of a spark, and I wasn’t about to test our combustibility.

Do things that count, but don’t count the things you do.

Only God is awesome.

Trust me, I am nuts!

I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.

Seriously, it makes sense. He’s always tired and pale, and keeps himself away from people so he won’t bite them….Maybe that’s what he’s doing when he disappears. Getting his fix of blood.

Be awesome! Smile like a flower.

It is awesome to note that the works your work are working but that should not be a joy. The ultimate joy should be that the works of your work are indelible.

Don’t get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

Maia did not want to wake up. Sleep lay on her like a dead bear and she had no strength to struggle out from under it.

Man: Are you armed?Silence: We have been here since the wheel and the fire, we have no need of weaponsMan: Yeah( Fires gun) Welcome to america.

Salisbury:Well, lords, we have not got that which we have:’Tis not enough our foes are this time fled,Being opposites of such repairing nature.York:I know our safety is to follow them;For, as I hear, the king...

Oh, I don’t know. I prefer to think that when they’re at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical jokes in the Silent City, making toasted cheese-“”I hope they play charades,” said...

I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a person. So if I’m not even in possession of my own identity, how can it be stolen from me?

Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic.

Make it bigger, make it badder, make it awesome!