Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

The Paradox of Sustenance: For an organism’s life to be continued; another organism’s life has to be discontinued.

Time is a double-edged sword: while it might heal all wounds; it also kills all the healed.

He who acquired all his wealth by *being at the right place at the right time* is hypocritical by being angry for losing all his wealth because of his *being at the wrong place at...

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Old Age homes are civilization’s dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Wealth is relative. Some people aren’t really rich; they just have poor neighbors.

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.

I have the fear of people knowing what I am fearful of.

Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear.

Looking at what ‘foreplay’ is, ‘sexual intercourse’ is a game.

Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.

Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax.

Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

If history really forever repeats itself: then, it has always been then.

Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.

How much man likes or hates a person or a thing is dependent on how much he knows or does not know about the person or the thing.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear … than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.

Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience.

Not all ‘whites’ are racists. Not all racists are ‘white.

A historian is a risk-terrified prophet.

A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with.

Do not treat others as you would not like to be treated’ frees one from hypocrisy. ‘Treat others as you would like to be treated’ enslaves one with insincerity.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s).

Civilization is the commercialization of survival.

Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.

Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever’s prayer.

Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have ‘a dream’ sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied.

A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

To teach, learn. To learn, teach.

An enemy of your enemy might be your friend. But a friend of your friend isn’t automatically your friend.

The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.

Speaking about work isn’t working.

Illiterate people should only be charged for the photographs; when buying a newspaper.

Saying that someone is full of themselves is silly. Who else can one be full of … except self?

There are more writers who read than readers who write.

A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.

Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an...

For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.

There’s a very fine line between being broke and being humble.

In a materialistic society, man is likely to value the opinion of a rich man over that of a poor one; even when coming to opinions that have absolutely nothing to do with moneymaking.