We might have a lower unemployment rate and a somewhat lower gross domestic product, but it wouldn’t be a huge impact.

You’ve had many ordeals in the past. During these ordeals, life seemed unbearable. You may have collapsed from the exhaustion of hopelessness and curled into a fetal position. Regardless of how difficult this new ordeal...

With job-cut figures surging, you would expect to see long lines at the unemployment offices and at every location looking to hire,

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.

Some people collect cars. I collect unemployment. Once my collection gets large enough, I’m going to start a country like the United States.

Even if you love a lady, don’t say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs.

It is sensible to have a safeguard against unemployment.

When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

Unemployment claims were OK. I suspect we’re still in for low volatility sliding up to the close tomorrow. I don’t expect any big moves in either direction. That’s disappointing, given that the week between Christmas...

Our country is the best country in the world. We are swimming in prosperity and our President is the best president in the world. We have larger apples and better cotton and faster and more...

Young people have limited choices, but they are also useful human resources.

Unemployment or the loss of income which will always affect some in any society is certainly less degrading if it is the result of misfortune and not deliberately imposed by authority.

Eric, you need to look at the whole picture,” the PM said. “You look at the jobless as a huge pile of scrap and you’re looking for what can be recycled. That’s good. That’s your...

Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

The bond market is treating the drop in the unemployment rate and the increase in hourly earnings as two reasons why the Fed will have to hike rates.

Those who had the remaining jobs would have to buy the cheapest stuff possible with their drastically reduced wages, and in order for the manufacturers to keep that stuff cheap, it would have to be...

And that’s just the beginning. More and more, conventional wisdom says that the responsible thing is to make the unemployed suffer. And while the benefits from inflicting pain are an illusion, the pain itself will...

While people will submit to suffering which may hit anyone, they will not so easily submit to suffering which is the result of the decision of authority. It may be bad to be just a...

Beyond the queues, the vacancy screens listed jobs in a multitude of languages. Invariably, they were low-paid and short-term dead-ends. Nearby, people in headphones sat at a bank of machines: the blind and the illiterate...

The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.

The garden is an unemployed township-based man’s cubicle.

Everyone expected the unemployment rate to slip to 4 percent. It appears the Fed is a lot more afraid of the market than the market is afraid of the Fed.

You have tremendous gifts to give; God sent them with you when you came to this earth. And while you might forget them, or doubt they exist, God does not forget and He will show...

It’s sad that several political parties still count the dead, the starving, the unemployed by their religion, caste, creed and sect. The young generation needs to engage in politics of right vs wrong and not...

If we hadn’t planned, we would not have these activities, … Unemployment would be sky-high.

That paper–it sits there, open at the employment section. It sits there like a war, and each small advertisement is another trench for a person to dive into. To hope and fight in.

Every morning I think: What’s the latest I can sleep in ‘til, and still be on time for work? Well, I used to think that, before unemployment turned every day into a Saturday.

*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living.

There is talk that the unemployment rate will fall to a new cycle low of 4.6 percent.

As long as there are ways we can serve, then we have a job to do.

I cannot tell you how many quiet mornings I have spent sitting around hotel rooms and furnished apartments in the United States and Mexico, smoking cigarettes, plunking the guitar, and watching Perry Mason–telling myself, “Well,...

The drop in continuing claims could be a sign that the unemployment rate could start drifting downward.

A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

A day unemployed is like a bagel- even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good…

When we pray for God to illumine our path, we are saying, ‘Dear God, please show me the way. What thoughts do I need to think, to be able to navigate my life at this...

I suppose there hasn’t been a single month since the war, in any trade you care to name, in which there weren’t more men than jobs. It’s brought a peculiar, ghastly feeling into life. It’s...

The major factor dampening consumers’ spirits has been the rising unemployment rate and the discouraging job outlook,

The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That it’s a concept that has been twisted. I tell them I believe in...

Our prayer is not simply, ‘Dear God, please send me a better job,’ but, ‘Dear God, enable me to see this situation differently, that this area of apparent lack might be healed inside my mind.

Let’s all roll up our sleeves and get back to work. Or let’s create jobs where other people roll up other people’s sleeves, so these other people can get to work helping other people get...

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

Alabama’s unemployment rate is the lowest it’s been in five years. Alabama leads the nation by having the biggest drop in unemployment rate in the last 12 months. Since the governor came into office there...

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

When you took a man’s job away from him, his ability to feed and clothe his family, that man was going to get angry.

With the meltdown of the Net and the rise in unemployment, we’ll see a return to punishing job hoppers. That’s mostly because when the power shifts back to human resources, HR people with no power...

People are wrong when they think that an unemployed man only worries about losing his wages; on the contrary, an illiterate man, with the work habit in his bones, needs work even more than he...