I cannot tell you how many quiet mornings I have spent sitting around hotel rooms and furnished apartments in the United States and Mexico, smoking cigarettes, plunking the guitar, and watching Perry Mason–telling myself, “Well,...

The drop in continuing claims could be a sign that the unemployment rate could start drifting downward.

A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

A day unemployed is like a bagel- even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good…

When we pray for God to illumine our path, we are saying, ‘Dear God, please show me the way. What thoughts do I need to think, to be able to navigate my life at this...

I suppose there hasn’t been a single month since the war, in any trade you care to name, in which there weren’t more men than jobs. It’s brought a peculiar, ghastly feeling into life. It’s...

The major factor dampening consumers’ spirits has been the rising unemployment rate and the discouraging job outlook,

The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That it’s a concept that has been twisted. I tell them I believe in...

Our prayer is not simply, ‘Dear God, please send me a better job,’ but, ‘Dear God, enable me to see this situation differently, that this area of apparent lack might be healed inside my mind.

Let’s all roll up our sleeves and get back to work. Or let’s create jobs where other people roll up other people’s sleeves, so these other people can get to work helping other people get...

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

Alabama’s unemployment rate is the lowest it’s been in five years. Alabama leads the nation by having the biggest drop in unemployment rate in the last 12 months. Since the governor came into office there...

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

When you took a man’s job away from him, his ability to feed and clothe his family, that man was going to get angry.

With the meltdown of the Net and the rise in unemployment, we’ll see a return to punishing job hoppers. That’s mostly because when the power shifts back to human resources, HR people with no power...

People are wrong when they think that an unemployed man only worries about losing his wages; on the contrary, an illiterate man, with the work habit in his bones, needs work even more than he...

My first bit of advice is to not personalize a job loss. The cause for the dismissal was a business calculation. This is difficult for many to grasp; it’s difficult to accept that events just...

Don’t Stop Searching Until You Find Creative & Gainful Unemployment

The market is looking forward to Friday’s (monthly) unemployment report, so the jobless claims have to be disappointing.

The government gave me four lighters, of which only three are functional. Employing their unemployment calculations, I guess this would mean that only 8% don’t work.

steady job.” Old-timers gather graduates around the flickering light of a computer monitor and tell stories of how the company used to be, back when a job was for life, not just for the business...

It’s unclear if it’s a route to a better job or to a more educated unemployment.

Let your strength from the pastprovide proof of your abilities to . . .conquer the difficulties of the present.

I am convinced that imprisonment is a way of pretending to solve the problem of crime. It does nothing for the victims of crime, but perpetuates the idea of retribution, thus maintaining the endless cycle...

If every person in Florida got a job at McDonald’s we’d have a zero percent unemployment rate. Would that mean we have a healthy economy?

His job is being phased out, … He could collect unemployment or seek employment elsewhere.

We saw the unemployment rate actually holding throughout most of this slowdown, and only about four months ago we were at a 4.5 percent unemployment rate, … The average recession sees a lot of job...

If you’re looking for someone to stand in the unemployment line, I’m the man for the job. And if you’re looking for a man who will make love to you all night long, then I’m...

Life is about finding . . .what works best for you.

Unemployment has been dropping steadily, and we’re nearly back into the territory of the late 1990s when there was a war for talent.

The unemployment rate stood at 6.1 per cent in November – the lowest rate since mid-2001. The return to higher growth in 2006 should allow the annual unemployment rate to decline slightly in that year.

I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

We might have a lower unemployment rate and a somewhat lower gross domestic product, but it wouldn’t be a huge impact.

You’ve had many ordeals in the past. During these ordeals, life seemed unbearable. You may have collapsed from the exhaustion of hopelessness and curled into a fetal position. Regardless of how difficult this new ordeal...

With job-cut figures surging, you would expect to see long lines at the unemployment offices and at every location looking to hire,

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.

Some people collect cars. I collect unemployment. Once my collection gets large enough, I’m going to start a country like the United States.

Even if you love a lady, don’t say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs.

It is sensible to have a safeguard against unemployment.

When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

Unemployment claims were OK. I suspect we’re still in for low volatility sliding up to the close tomorrow. I don’t expect any big moves in either direction. That’s disappointing, given that the week between Christmas...

Our country is the best country in the world. We are swimming in prosperity and our President is the best president in the world. We have larger apples and better cotton and faster and more...

Young people have limited choices, but they are also useful human resources.

Unemployment or the loss of income which will always affect some in any society is certainly less degrading if it is the result of misfortune and not deliberately imposed by authority.

Eric, you need to look at the whole picture,” the PM said. “You look at the jobless as a huge pile of scrap and you’re looking for what can be recycled. That’s good. That’s your...

Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like me, are both unemployed and alive (at least at the time of this writing).