If every person in Florida got a job at McDonald’s we’d have a zero percent unemployment rate. Would that mean we have a healthy economy?

His job is being phased out, … He could collect unemployment or seek employment elsewhere.

We saw the unemployment rate actually holding throughout most of this slowdown, and only about four months ago we were at a 4.5 percent unemployment rate, … The average recession sees a lot of job...

If you’re looking for someone to stand in the unemployment line, I’m the man for the job. And if you’re looking for a man who will make love to you all night long, then I’m...

Life is about finding . . .what works best for you.

Unemployment has been dropping steadily, and we’re nearly back into the territory of the late 1990s when there was a war for talent.

The unemployment rate stood at 6.1 per cent in November – the lowest rate since mid-2001. The return to higher growth in 2006 should allow the annual unemployment rate to decline slightly in that year.

I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

We might have a lower unemployment rate and a somewhat lower gross domestic product, but it wouldn’t be a huge impact.

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With job-cut figures surging, you would expect to see long lines at the unemployment offices and at every location looking to hire,

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.

Some people collect cars. I collect unemployment. Once my collection gets large enough, I’m going to start a country like the United States.

Even if you love a lady, don’t say you will take care of her while someone else is catering for your needs.

It is sensible to have a safeguard against unemployment.

When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.