I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.
I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.
I don’t even read the papers. I read ‘USA Today’ because it has color photos.
You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
I sing in the car if I’m in LA, because you’re like soundproofed.
I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy.
I don’t like to kick people when they’re down. I like to kick people when they’re up.
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
Sandler’s always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.