I’m pretty much a goddess around here.

The people need a hero. But all they’ve got is . . . me.

Ha! Good luck, lady!” Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. “No one knows what goes on inside this head. Not even me.

Accidents happen. I will, um . . . I will pay to have your house rebuilt.” “And my barn?” a woman called out. Liam sighed. “Yes, and your barn, too.” “And my golden carousel?” shouted...

I’ll show Dunky he’s not the only one in the family who can rush foolishly into danger!

sometimes being a hero isn’t about getting the glory. It’s about doing what needs to be done.

Get him now?” Duncan asked. He looked at the sword in his hand. Unsure of what he should do, he tossed the weapon at the giant. The sword flipped through the air a couple of...

No one is defined by a single act,” Frederic said. “Whether it was years ago or weeks ago. We’re all given chances to change, to make up for things we’ve done wrong. It’s how we...

Mere words cannot defeat a true hero. Unless they happen to be the words to some sort of Instant Death Spell. Magic is scary.

Listen up, Mount High-Hair,” Gustav barked. “Say what you want about me, but lay off the rest of the team. I’ve been through a lot of stuff with these people. Nobody can tell me that...

When facing unbeatable odds, just think of yourself as unbeatably odd. (The Hero’s Guide to Being a Hero)