I’ve sold my records outta shopping carts on the street.
Does the size even matter?” I dare not ask my ex-wife.
Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July
I think they’ve been shopping this around for a while,
My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.
Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded.
I’d rather stub out cigarettes on my tongue than go shopping.
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.