The town is mobbed out with Saturday shoppers looking for Christmas bargains. You can almost breathe in the raw greed which hangs in the air like vapour. As the late afternoon darkness falls, the lights...

The secret idea she was forming of an afterlife gave her the foothold she needed to endure the agonies to come, a newfound courage and optimism which found instant expression through SHOPPING.

A coffin with wheels would make a great shopping cart. I’ll bet a hollowed-out body would hold a lot of soup.

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.

You can look in every direction and find a competition or an event going on. Even if you’re not involved in playing one of the sports being offered, you can find anything you want to...

Ah remember walkin along Princes Street wi Spud, we both hate walkin along that hideous street, deadened by tourists and shoppers, the twin curse ay modern capitalism.

Once a culture becomes entirely advertising friendly, it seizes to be a culture at all.

A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself from consumerism.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it’s not, and I need to do it again.(Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

Truth: last week I online shopped too much. Then I ate 2 pounds of jelly beans to feel better about that. In fact, while I was trying to read soul-nourishing things all I could think...

I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an old t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and a sweater (after all, it does get cold in the fridge).

I’ve purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.

Well, I like shopping.