Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?




(No Ratings Yet)I want people to feel happy when they wear my shoes.




(No Ratings Yet)I even have shoes that don’t fit. They’re just so cool, I wanted to have them.




(No Ratings Yet)Shoes are the first adult machines we are given to master.




(No Ratings Yet)I like stripper shoes. I like being tall because I’m claustrophobic.




(No Ratings Yet)You don’t need to go to the gym; all you need is a pair of shoes.




(No Ratings Yet)If you try to walk in my shoes, you’ll end up in a bookstore.




(No Ratings Yet)I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love.




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