Music is much like fucking, but some composers can’t climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.

He kept one eye on Matt as he talked. He could tell Matt was close to orgasm by the way he title his head to the side and bit his lower lip. “And what about...

Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.

What is life without this? which was why, in the end, it was I, and not her, who blurted out, not once, but many, many times, You’ll kill me if you stop, you’ll kill me...

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

Just the minute another person is drawn into some one’s life, there begin to arise undreamed-of complexities, and from such a simple beginning as sexual desire we find built up such alarming yet familiar phenomena...

Coveralls,” I reply, and I know I’m no longer screening what’s coming out of my mouth.He raises a eyebrow, amused yet again. “You wouldn’t want to ruin your clothing.” I gesture vaguely in the direction...

So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness...

I thought to myself how we were so wrapped up in this animal act, that he couldn’t care less about his tea shop business, and I couldn’t care less about my job. That’s real sex...

Ask yourself something. Have you ever thought about why guys want you gone the next day? It’s not because they’ve got things to do, though I’m sure there are a few assholes who think like...

Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best – or most romantic – idea to tell your woman “I love you” for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.

It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, ‘Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.’ Then he told me he once...

Ohyeah. If Gus calls, just tell him I was balls-deep in your ass and that I’mon my way now.

Sex pretty much cures everything.

I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover.

It’s not true I walk around naked most of the time. I always keeps red lipstick and stilettos on.

But sex…that was the opposite of control. There were emotions, and attraction, and that pesky other person that just had to be involved. Not my idea of fun.

But you don’t fuck me cold-heartedly,’ she protested.’I don’t want to fuck you at all.’Lady Chatterly’s Lover

If one wanted to depict the whole thing graphically, every episode, with its climax, would require a three-dimensional, or, rather, no model: every experience is unrepeatable. What makes lovemaking and reading resemble each other most...

I once saw two rocks having sex, and I just shook my head because how stupid are those rocks? Don’t they know life only comes from life? Still, I voted for the rock on the...

Like a statue, I’m hairless. Also like a statue, I have hair. Let’s make love like a dandelion goes bald in the breeze.

When sex and money are fused in the service of exploitation, the two create an even more destructive form of rage of a type often exhibited in narcissistic and potentially psychopathic populations.

And the next morning, after a night of passionate sex, I said those three little words I knew she’d been waiting to hear: woman, I’m hungry.

For men, money, like sex, is something that nearly everybody wants more of, and unless you are famous or influential, you probably have to work hard to get any.

There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get permission for me.

I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear a raincoat.

I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m making love.

She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x.

I make love like hello, good to meet you. I would say hi, but I like to stretch it out and really make the sex last.

sex” to the feelings I got when I lay on the carpet on my stomach,idly humping a stuffed animal while watching Sesame Street. The realization that sex could be something to anticipate happily rather than...

A sex trophy should be functional, and shaped like a dildo, yet decorative, and shaped like Ben Bernanke. Insert it in your ass as desired.

Do you ever work? Or do you just walk office to office, soliciting blowjobs?- I work occasionally. It’s just that the BJs are much more exciting.

No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.

You’re aunt’s just–what is it–down the hall. You know damn well this place isn’t soundproofed.””You’ll just have to be quiet.” He gave her ribs a deliberate tickle that made her jump and yelp. “Or not.””Didn’t...

You ought to go to a boy’s school sometime. Try it sometime,” I said. “It’s full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to...

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

She walked around the edge of the table to position her next shot. As she pulled her cue back she was confident that she would only need one more shot after this. But as she...

I walked back into the bedroom and, after all that, I actually was surprised. She lay on the bed, her hands nonchalantly behind her head, with the banana between her legs. Only half of it...

Nothing in the Bible encourages us to give sex the exalted status it has in our culture, as if finding our purpose, our identity, and our fulfillment all rest with what we can or cannot...

She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the gate. She smells of the sea. She smells of rockpools when I was...

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.

…I don’t believe you should be a virgin when you get married,’ Sera said. ‘You should experiment. Men do”Yes, but only if you’re in love with them,’ I said.

After the gratifications of brutish appetites are past, the greatest pleasure then is to get rid of that which entertained it.

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy.

His presence was stirring heat in all the wrong places and for all the wrong reasons.

Pussy is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.

I admit, that the brain does not govern the body as well as one might wish- else all men would be saints and hell would be empty of lechers.

transformed” her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?

The more you focus on sex without love, and drugs and violence, lifestyle of intimidation and recycling, the less energy you spend on opening up the big tent.

I always think the Sex Pistols and the Ramones as very, very important because they stripped things down.