The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn’t sex but something else.

His fingerprints covered my skin.

Just as sex is a God-given instinct for the prolongation of the human race, so the desire for property as a prolongation of one’s ego is a natural right sanctioned by natural law. A person...

Sex is sharing, you see, and it’s good to share with everyone. But the sharing has to be real and meaningful. That creates problems.

Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.

Question for your life: Let’s say we’re making love on the moon, and my clone decides to show up. Would you tell either me or him to get lost?

I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.

I don’t have a tan because I only come out at night. The only sun I get is reflected off the moon. I make love like a vampire, only entirely different and without completely filling...

If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quarters I just put in the vibrating bed?

Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?

We made love like two shy people who acted like we’ve never acted in front of a camera before. Aside from the lead actor, I was also the producer, director, cameraman, and financier.

I love coffee like I love making love. It’s like liquid sex, except you don’t want to spill it all over your crotch.

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names.

It wasn’t the first time he’d run for his life. And it most likely wouldnot be the last. In the past few decades, though, he’d mostly run fromangry fathers who’d found him where they felt...

Sex without love is like a goddamn business transaction. And sometimes both parties feel as if they got a good deal, but that doesn’t make it any less so.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

We fell into each other’s arms and kissed like we were coming up for air after being underwater for days. The melding of our mouths was sweeter than oxygen. We took huge, deep gulps of...

Intimacy and lovemaking—intertwined, meshed, and one becoming the other—are what I strive to achieve each time I am presented with the opportunity to enjoy a lovemaking experience.

Well, well. You might just be my soul mate.

When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

Is it always that way with men, that first burst of love or sex the thing that binds you? Do you always have to harken back to those first weeks when just the way he...

La Maga did not know that my kisses were like eyes which began to open up beyond her, and that I went along outside as if I saw a different concept of the world, the...

Sex is an art; those who know better are the better artists.

It’s so screwed up, the standards…You should like it, but you shouldn’t like it too much or talk about how much you like it. You should do it, but you shouldn’t do it with too...

Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment — I need to see how they dance.”Okay.’ She danced, and as she danced, she tried to think of the most delicious salads...

I always thought of vampires, especially the young-adult ones, as a metaphor for sex – sucking blood, forbidden, taboo. I think they just ooze sex. Vampires are all the big themes in life in one...

He knew what she wanted, and he wanted it, too; he was ready, but not, despite her gorgeousness, with Tiglah. Tiglah was not worth losing his ability to touch a unicorn.

If it had been great sex I doubt I’d remember he tooted between thrusts.

Are you going to tell me why you had a trunk load of pleasure devices delivered to your door, or are we going to just keep ignoring the giant box of sex toys in the...

The more sexual partners a woman has had, the more likely it is that she is depressed.

Having random sex the way Tania did sounded kinda…hollow. I didn’t want to live in a Hollowland.

I am sorry. I lost control and I wanted to completely own you in that moment. I wanted all of you.

I’m good at blowjob.

And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

You can fill a tire? Sounds good to me. Let’s call it a date.” Needless to say he wasn’t Mr. Right.

Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey it: children at birth. Children in the cradle. School children. Youths and maidens....

Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.

Dokunuşuyla ve sıcağıyla, insanı kavrayışıyla… Bıçak sırtı bir erkekti karşımdaki. İnsanı baştan çıkaran, tınısı kulakları çınlatan sesiyle, bu günahın iğvasına hiç düşünmeden atlayabileceğim kadar tehlikeli bir güzellik…

The Strip was still lit by a million neon lights, though the crowds on the sidewalk had greatly decreased by this hour. Still, Bosch was awed by the spectacle of light. In every imaginable color...

Lust is a thing of the blood. Doesn’t need head or heart.

There are a holyfuckton of women crowing about your unapologetic fucking. They even named your famous positions.” Oh Jesus, she knew about that. “Don’t-” “The Limp Away From Jay Lay

Keep Your Pants OnSome people believe the myth that if you do NOT have sex by the third date the relationship is going nowhere. What a joke!!! Why would you have sex with a complete...

We give neither legal nor moral recognition to same-sex marriages.

No, darlin. It’s an I-hope-you-weren’t-planning-on-sleeping-alone-tonight.

As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.

…There are as many sexes as there are individuals…the seeming neat correspondence between male and female organs is not the end, but the beginning, of sexuality.

I’ll tell you something. Once I was very fond of a poem by Emily Dickinson or somebody. I only remember one line of it, but it goes, ‘The soul selects her own society.’ I used...

You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health … since I live at seventy-nine!

He didn’t say anything and I thought I’d shocked him, because I tend to do that. Not just with Michael but with pretty much anyone who can’t deal with being honest and admitting that you...

I don’t like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don’t come at the end of it.