I want to create vagina-scented scratch and sniff stickers. You know, for lovers. They’d be dispensed in vending machines in YMCA locker rooms.

What the fuck? That was like, four rules, not one.

Everybody in this locker room is on his side trying to help him out. Hopefully he gets everything in order and is ready for the stretch run, because he’s the guy we need in the...

I was disappointed in his actions (after he fouled out). He’s a young man who has a lot on his plate. He’s been outstanding at times and yet he’s got to understand how to deal...

When I stand up in that (locker room) in front of 24 athletes, there aren’t a lot of reassured faces looking up. They did a good job of keeping that out of their everyday psyche,...

There were a lot of happy people in that locker room. I’m just so glad we got this win.

We can play better and we expect to play better. We play some of our best hockey on the road. If you’re expecting easy, open-ice goals against this team, you’re not gonna get it. But...

Tiger was cracking jokes and relating some locker room stories. He also imitated a few players.

I remember baseball cards I collected of Greg when I was in Little League. Now, to be in the same locker room and be catching him in a big league game is quite an honor...

It was great back then because hockey in L.A. was the big thing. We would have Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford coming into the locker room. Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell were there all the...

We started to celebrate on the court, and he told us to act like we’ve been there before. Then we get to the locker room, and he rips his shirt off and buttons are flying...