I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling...

The flames of their passion illuminated the dimly lit room, filling it with a blazing fire which was either brilliantly beautiful or dangerously violent.

It’s so evident to me now that just because someone is a great guy doesn’t guarantee we’ll make a great couple, no matter how much I work at it and want it.

She serves me a piece of it a few minutesout of the oven. A little steam risesfrom the slits on top. Sugar and spice -cinnamon – burned into the crust.But she’s wearing these dark glassesin...

Last time I was in a relationship was with Denise. You’re in California, she’s in England and you’re like, ‘It’s really late, why are you ringing me?’ It just creates vibes. Plus the press attention.

…the movie is on, but I’m not really watching…the music is playing, but I’m not really listening…all of my senses are focused on you… us… the way your hand fits mine… the way our hearts...

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.

The theology you live out is much more important to your daily life than the theology you claim to believe.

Kemia huunda mahusiano mema miongoni mwa watu.

Our actions are guaranteed to affect others. Because we are not alone in this world, much of our learning about ourselves comes from our interaction with others. Our relationships are our teachers. We learn from...

Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.

He gave Dancer one last pat. ‘You’re luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated.

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.

Live today. You never know when tomorrow will be a day too late.

Women get into a relationship hoping a man will change, and he never does; men get into a relationship hoping the woman don’t change, but she always does. Men want their partners to be consistent....

To be deeply loved, means a willingness to cut yourself wide open, exposing your vulnerabilities… hopes, hurts, fears and flaws. Hiding behind the highlight reel of who you are, is the real you and that...

Life is relationship and the best form of relationship is friendship.

I’ve forgotten if I’m a member of the Remember Club, but the memory of my love for her will never fade.

The changes we make in life often happen when we have a degree of certainty. However, the pain of our past failures and the fears of our peers often fuel our uncertainty. This inability to...

Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

What is it that you want from me?

The challenges and changes you meet are, in effect, hand delivered to you by a generous, loving Universe for the purpose of making you stronger and wiser.

Ordinarily, I am the person who falls in love quickly and somewhat inappropriately and then goes on to destroy what is a good thing. That’s always been my style. So, you know: I get it....

When you’re in love with two people, always choose the second. The fact that you are constantly thinking of the second person makes it obvious that the first will never fulfill you, unless the second...

I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself.

Sometimes I feel like we are the same, but sometimes, like right now, I feel the separation between our personalities like I’ve just run into a wall.

I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David and Goliath kind of love.

Men, being accustomed to act on reflection themselves, are a great deal too apt to believe that women act on reflection, too. Women do nothing of the sort. They act on impulse; and, in nine...

If you spend enough time with someone who doubts you, you can’t help but believe them.

Soul mates. They really call themselves that, which makes sense, because I guess they are … They have no harsh edges with each other, no spiny conflicts, they ride though life like conjoined jellyfish –...

I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t hear it through the grass, the dirt, and his coffin lid.

An arguing couple spiraling into negativity and teetering on the brink of divorce is actually mathematically equivalent to the beginning of a nuclear war.

My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person.

There is no such thing as the perfect relationship. You can however, create a relationship which is perfect. Perfection comes from your commitment to being a teacher and a student. Being as curious and playful...

Love is me plus you. But what’s with the midget in the corner recording all of our interactions? I thought I fired him yesterday.

I was living and dying in all the fibers of what is chewed and digested and in all the fibers that absorb the sun, consuming and digesting. Under the thatched arbor of a restaurant on...

There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the director was smarter than you, of course he’s the one, of course it was a dream, of...

I had a dream about you. You were saving your love for another man, so I gave you a bigger Ziploc bag to save it in, because if you’re going to make that relationship work,...

I recently heard a talk about identity in which the speaker said it’s almost as though we are born into a world in which we are constantly being labeled by others — our parents, our...

When it’s about your life, it’s time to be selfish.

Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.

If your blade were as sharp as your tongue, you’d have sliced my through years ago.

I think I just inhaled a cloud shaped like the ghost of my grandpa, and all I have to say is grandma smelled better.

I had to kill and eat my pet chicken. It was dinner for one, because the night before I killed and ate my grandpa.

The day my dad left my mom and I was the second saddest day of my life. The saddest day was the next day, when he returned home.

Can trust be trusted?

Her and I, we passed each other, and now she’s in my past. That’s one present I’d like to unwrap in the future.

For there is nothing like travel to heal a broken heart.

Maybe this is a second doctoral program: advanced learning about life, death, marriage, mothering, family, faith, patience, prayer. My degree will be ‘Doctor of Life,’ and I will be in good company. So many of...

Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won’t make life perfect but she’ll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that’s in you.