In my whole life, I have known no wise people (over a broad subject matter area) who didn’t read all the time — none, zero. You’d be amazed at how much Warren reads–and at how...

If my legs get blown off in war, I’d like to have them replaced with a coffee table. Half man/half furniture, I’ll be in the living room if you need me.

I can’t. I haven’t shaved my legs.

NBC gives comedies a chance to find their legs.

Our legs were tired tonight. Everyone is talking about the things we can win, but we had to battle hard tonight.

Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my contact when the sweat causes the ink from the marker to...

The disappearance of love. Two become one, like I cross my legs, intertwined, and hard to run.

When she told me to sit down, I didn’t know where I stood with her. Ah, love—it’s like a chair. It’s always sitting, yet standing on its legs.

To hear them talk one would have thought they had no legs, natural functions or knowledge of the wicked world.

My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg.

A person does not grow from the ground like a vine or a tree, one is not part of a plot of land. Mankind has legs so it can wander.

This is a big time of the year, especially playing pretty much all conference games. (To stay fresh) we have shorter practices because you can’t lose your legs in practice. In league games, the coaches...

Four legs good, two legs bad.

Alcohol is a crutch, for people with liquid legs. Our first date went swimmingly, like Michael Phelps mining for gold. 1849 just called me, and it wants its Levi’s jeans back. If you help with...

It was a strange moment, like when you get sad after sex, and it feels like it’s too late in the afternoon, even if it’s morning, or night, and you turn away from the other...

let’s go to work”. Don’t blame the legs, blame the head.

Just advertising departments with legs and high heels.

I felt like I had no strength. It was tough to squeeze the legs together. I feel terrible for coming out of the game like that. I didn’t want it to get any worse.

This is no toy”, he told her. “Be careful you don’t cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.””Girls don’t shave,” Arya said”Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa’s legs?

I can cross my arms and I can cross my legs, but nothing seems to cross my mind.

He’s got his legs back and suddenly we’re a lot quicker team.

When I was born, they put casts on my legs ’cause I had some kind of dysplasia or something. My legs were all messed up.

Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.

Sometimes we think of a creature like a person in a suit, but then you have limitations of two eyes and two legs – they have to see and breathe. I got more into puppetry...

When you are playing a team like that, it is tough to come back. You got to have enough legs to win the game. Burks and (forward Hakim) Warrick came in and played great but...

We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs.

Mr. Poyser had no reason to be ashamed of his leg, and suspected that the growing abuse of top-boots and other fashions tending to disguise the nether limbs had their origin in a pitiable degeneracy...

Winning is about heart, not just legs. It’s got to be in the right place.

Offensively, I thought keeping fresh legs in there gave us an advantage. They stuffed the run early, but we completed some passes. We changed up some personnel. I think both quarterbacks add something and I...

Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it’s off the better.

I don’t have a waist: I’m a breadbox on top of legs.

You’re not allowed to have legs and not use them.Dance.

Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime.

We’re not just going to give this away and run out of town with our tail between our legs.

OK, let’s see. I love to go to Montana, and stand in the river in my waders, and listen to the water rush past my legs as I’m casting a dry fly with mountains on...

You can tell a rider’s fitness by the shape of his ass and the veins in his legs.

A Vampire!” I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey’s hoof. Her right leg was shaped like a human leg was it...

We knew we had to bow our legs on the goal line and make a stand. We couldn’t let them in the end zone. We knew he was going to get the ball.

As an actor, I’m always so excited about those things that I get to stretch my legs and really get to do something that’s hard to do.

When the positive mind takes the lead, the legs are safe to follow without any shaking!

He always thought a muse should be sex on legs.

I think it was good for us. I think some of us were a little tired. We had a lot of games straight through. From (the Iowa) game until now we got a little bit...

Don’t use drowsy EYES to look at what Christ used a passionate BLOOD to do for you. Don’t use a sluggish LEG to walk towards what Christ used a compassionate FLESH to build for you

Thank you, madam, the agony is abated.’aged 4, having hot coffee spilt over his legs

Teenagers are free verse walking around on two legs.

We had three strong events today. We looked good on vault, bars and beam. On floor, the training caught up to us. Our legs weren’t there. I am extremely proud of the way we competed...

My legs are so skinny they’re like arms on a clock. And the stars are like 1-12, if you subtract infinity from the sky first.

If any woman opens her legs for you, don’t feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a...

My favourite part… I guess it’s my legs.

Her legs are so long and sexy that I can see them 26.2 miles away. Gatorade.