How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?




(No Ratings Yet)Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession.




(No Ratings Yet)How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?




(No Ratings Yet)Maybe your mind won’t remember what I cooked last week, but your body will.




(No Ratings Yet)I made her a bathing suit—out of saran wrap. We made love like leftovers.




(No Ratings Yet)If you’re a cannibal, an Olympic sprinter would be considered fast food.




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