There’s a hair in my food! Well, I did order all the cuddles I can eat. A buffet of sleep is how I describe my love to strangers on trains.

Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especially when I just took a bath in the last of your mac and cheese.

I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.

This is the ultimate strategy, going up the food chain and building a case against the big fish. You want to go up the food chain, not down the food chain by giving a deal...

Edevart var alene mand om alt om bord og på land… han skulde nok ha hat nogen til å koke mat for sig; men også det fik gå som det kunde, han levet på tørmat...

There are very few men and women, I suspect, who cooked and marketed their way through the past war without losing forever some of the nonchalant extravagance of the Twenties. They will feel, until their...

We would want to allow imports of food at chap prices and other things that would take care of social problems, Fischer said in an appearance on CNN’s

Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel.Huge portions of what is loosely termed “the squirrel brain” are given over to one thought: food.The average squirrel cogitation goes something like this: I wonder...

Before you rush off trying to see everything you can, educate yourself.

Food and eating often mask our pain, our inner longing for God, for acceptance. It is key to know our motivation for eating as well as for other actions. Why do I eat? Am I...

Food, a French man told me once, is the first wealth. Grow it right, and you feel insanely rich, no matter what you own.

You know, that was what we missed most. Not our beds, not our homes, not even our mothers. We would talk about food.

As long as one egg looks pretty much like another, all the chickens like chicken, and beef beef, the substitution of quantity for quality will go unnoticed by most consumers, but it is becoming increasingly...

Because cooks love the social aspect of food, cooking for one is intrinsically interesting. A good meal is like a present, and it can feel goofy, at best, to give yourself a present. On the...

How good it is, when you have roast meat or suchlike foods before you, to impress on your mind that this is the dead body of a fish, this the dead body of a bird...

What ees thees? Zee cheese, it does not eat.

The German birds didn’t taste as good as their French cousins, nor did the frozen Dutch chickens we bought in the local supermarkets. The American poultry industry had made it possible to grow a fine-looking...

In my experience, anybody besides your mom that feeds you is going to want something in exchange for it.

Knowledge is the food of the soul.

A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.

I didn’t know you could fry toast,” I remarked, to which Kev replied that there wasn’t a food he was aware of that couldn’t be improved by frying.

A good man would never harm or oppress another. A good man will share his last morsel of food with others in need, and die of hunger when he no longer has any food –...

Cookies don’t make us fat. They’re not to blame for our obesity epidemic. You know what else isn’t to blame? Fast food, chips, candy, technology, soda, or anything else. The choices we make over a...

The lesson about food is that the most predictable and the most orderly outcomes are always not the best. They are just easier to describe. Fads are orderly. Food carts and fires aren’t. Feeding the...

I’m a man. Men cook outside. That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question. If this wasn’t understood, you’d never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of...

Don’t let sickness, depression, and disease THUG YOU OUT. Eat healthier, think healthier, speak healthier, and more positively over your life. When you do so, you will soon begin to conquer your life and your...

If everyone around me is eating food that I’m allergic to, it makes me uneasy. But all of my friends are pretty considerate. They would never try to make me eat anything that would end...

I was so mad, I reached into the drawer for her fake sushi eraser and put it in my pocket. Serves her right for being such a big, fat, Eggo-scarfing liar.

The food is less than average.

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.

Just eat some chex mix and have a glass of milk and you’ll be fine.

We worked side by side building our sandwiches. Mine, just a few modest layers of meat and cheese, with a bit of lettuce for some added crunchiness; his, a Dagwood, piled high with turkey, ham,...

A Marketplace store’s overall sales volume is typically double to triple what an average Kroger food and drug combo store would do.

Hasty Pudding is no small potatoes (sorry to mix the food references), known for its famous alumni and much-hyped annual awards ceremonies. One year Mel Gibson recited Hamlet and escaped from a straitjacket. Tom Cruise...

But if you like, you can come share a tasty meal of bread, raisins, and fresh Burgos cheese. With that, and The Count of Monte Cristo, anyone can live to a hundred.

Let us not take what we eat for granted; let us view our meals as an opportunity to give our Lord praise.

When you celebrate, there is sure to be cake.”Florence Ditlow, in “The Bakery Girls.

Harry had worked his way through the American Dream and come to the conclusion that is was composed of a good lunch and a deep red wine that could soar.

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.

The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!

You are eating the sea, that’s it, only the sensation of a gulp of sea water has been wafted out of it by some sorcery, and you are on the verge of remembering you don’t...

Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

I’ll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let’s set this for November 15th.MENUI want lamb or venison steak. Baked potatoes with honey butter. Corn on the cob. Rolls. And apple pie, like the...

A crisp roast chicken would set the world aright.

Nine out of ten people agree, it was right and just to kill and eat that one guy. That’s love. That’s democracy. That’s a free dinner.

Some people smoked crack in alleyways. Franny ate chocolate. On the scale of things, it seemed entirely reasonable.

If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.

I’ve eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as “Chicken Lo Mein.

Social progress: for the same price as last year, I get a slimmer candy bar, less chips per bag, and I have to walk a little further to work, because to spend the same amount...

Chicken is Good! It tastes like chicken.