People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

I decide to order wine, despite the fact that I don’t like it. But just because I don’t enjoy it is no reason for me not to not enjoy it. I’m romantic like that, I...

The cup was empty, but I didn’t drink it because nothing is impossible to drink. So instead, I drank nothing. Nothing is impossible to drink, except nothing.

Boxing gloves/oven mitts could be used to fight fires. My uppercut can knock you out cold, like melting ice. Sip it slowly.

My uncle’s a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replaced it with a bottle of whiskey.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write.

Soylent Green is made out of people. So is your personal network… but let’s hope its non-toxic because you drink it every day.

We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.

You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.

I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.

Can I get you a drink?” Both mustaches turned towards each other but said nothing, because they’d each left their mouth at home.

When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be there to drink up that excitement, because eating all that food made me thirsty.

You spoke to her, in hidden dreams…and smiled at her through open doors. She felt your secret love surround her at times. And while alone she felt your breath, heartbeat and more… Serenity of hers...

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.

…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.

Somebody get me a bottle of booze—and a reason to quit drinking. I fell in love twice today, and I only encountered one other person.

I drink a ton of water. And I never go to bed too full.

I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips.

I drink to separate my body from my soul.

Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.

The Eleven king looked sternly upon Thorin, when he was brought before him, and asked him many questions. But Thorin would only say that he was starving. “Why did you and your folk three times...

My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.

Liquid quotes are more drinkable. Make your writing as fluid as possible, so people can chug it in one tasty gulp.

Mieszamy razem wszystkie składniki i pijemy z lodem ku własnej uciesze lub na własną zgubę.

Bring me the wine; tonight I drink all without dreaming you.

Tell me if we made it right.” He kissed me.

When life gives you lemons, you don’t make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard – an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone...

I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left.

I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop.

I don’t eat breakfast, but I do drink it. Coffee, it’s the most important meal of the day.

On the edge of dreaming when the brain lets go, when it stops its scheming, our blood runs slow… Then the heart speaks clearly of the things it knows, things it brought so dearly at...

Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity.

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out and evaporate. Scotch on the rocks, anyone?

If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.

Learn how to read by taking small sips first. Drink my watery literary nipples.

If I’m a lush at anything, it’s food and drink. I’m not materialistic in any way, but I value food.

I don’t go to the doctor except when I’m very ill, and when I go to India, I drink a drop of local water.

There were, however, a few exceptions.One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been deposited, not...

The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to...

I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife?

The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.

I drink a lot of water and always try to stay hydrated.

That is how politics work; if you don’t drink wine they will consider to bring you milk.

My dream was one day ordering a drink and finding out it tasted wonderful.

Two things a man can’t hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.

I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?

A drunk can’t follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.