Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.

Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me.

I don’t really drink very much, although I have abused alcohol in the past.

I eat and drink at my desk, but I’m a tidy eater.

Hair of the dog and to keep me company I made a drink.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.

I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it.

Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.

Love is something to be treated with awe. Or should it be aww? People don’t know my capacity for love. If you tried to bottle it up, I’m sure it would take at least three...

I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a bottle of booze isn’t entirely clear to me.

If you ever felt alone, come to my cottage and drink the whole bottle; it is not so bad to be abnormal for a while.

I feel wonderful and sad. It’s the gin.

Her beauty must have been exhausting and not to mention troublesome. Glitter swiftly made it’s way into the vibrant strands that graced her lavish eyelashes. Each blink, each pressing moment, time seemed to have stopped...

I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love.

I drink to make other people interesting.

I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits.

I live 30 times faster and more intensely than most people, so every year is a whole generation for me. I’d like my combo meal with a side of long white beard, and I’d like...

I was sprawled out in my usual position on the couch, half asleep but entirely drunk, torturing myself by tearing memories out of my mind at random like matches from a book, striking them one...

Colter searched for original Mexican tiles to use as patterns for copies, and during the search, a barrel of old tile letters was found in a cellar corner. She decided to use the letters on...

I don’t even drink coffee.

My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we...

I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.

No thanks, I’m asexual.

How would that premise stand up if he examined it? That was probably why the Communists were always cracking down on Bohemiansism. When you were drunk or when you committed adultery you recognised your own...

I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

I decide to order wine, despite the fact that I don’t like it. But just because I don’t enjoy it is no reason for me not to not enjoy it. I’m romantic like that, I...

The cup was empty, but I didn’t drink it because nothing is impossible to drink. So instead, I drank nothing. Nothing is impossible to drink, except nothing.

Boxing gloves/oven mitts could be used to fight fires. My uppercut can knock you out cold, like melting ice. Sip it slowly.

My uncle’s a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replaced it with a bottle of whiskey.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write.

Soylent Green is made out of people. So is your personal network… but let’s hope its non-toxic because you drink it every day.

We drink VB, Victoria Bitter, which is way better.

You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large.

I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.

Can I get you a drink?” Both mustaches turned towards each other but said nothing, because they’d each left their mouth at home.

When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be there to drink up that excitement, because eating all that food made me thirsty.

You spoke to her, in hidden dreams…and smiled at her through open doors. She felt your secret love surround her at times. And while alone she felt your breath, heartbeat and more… Serenity of hers...

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers. Now girls drink like their fathers and boys dress like their mothers.

…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.

Somebody get me a bottle of booze—and a reason to quit drinking. I fell in love twice today, and I only encountered one other person.

I drink a ton of water. And I never go to bed too full.

I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips.

I drink to separate my body from my soul.

Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.

The Eleven king looked sternly upon Thorin, when he was brought before him, and asked him many questions. But Thorin would only say that he was starving. “Why did you and your folk three times...

My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.

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