Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only.

We can end this before anyone gets hurt.” William held his hands out to sides as if to show her he was unarmed. “You don’t want to hurt people, do you? You will if you...

If you want to understand someone, figure out the narrative they tell themselves about themself. If you want to change your behavior, change your narrative. If you want to change someone else’s behavior, offer them...

You have to direct change; if you don’t do so, change will direct you. Guess… the direction change will offer you is not a comfortable one. But the direction you can offer change will be...

When you favour a woman, she will want to return the favour in so many means, but its better to rupidiate such offerings.

Your best teacher is the person offering you your greatest challenge.

This is how you start to get respect, by offering something that you have.

This is the most beautiful piece of advice I can offer. I you don’t have what you want now, you don’t have what you want.

Everybody has something to offer the world. Even rapists, murderers, and politicians. Well, maybe not politicians.

When you are convinced that what you offer is yours, whether it be mediocre or of standard quality, your originality will make people love you in a way you did not expect.

Life doesn’t offers charity, it offers chance.

I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me,...

Any fool that had once helped you will someday make known to everyone that you were once a needy. No matter how broke you are, don’t ever be quick to ask for help, let it...

We are making sure that the courses we offer at MITx and HarvardX are quintessential MIT and Harvard courses. They are not watered down. They are not MIT Lite or Harvard Lite. These are hard...

This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you from buying it, then I’m also selling frozen alien flesh, a patch of Bigfoot’s fur, and a patch of land on Pluto (limit one...

Even from a very early age, I knew I didn’t want to miss out on anything life had to offer just because it might be considered dangerous.

Keep extending hand for friendship. Those alive will grip yours with theirs, while the morally dead will inflate; rubbing their own palms.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

Friendship is a give and take. You have to have a strong relationship with your friend and I think you have to offer them something and they have to offer you something and that’s to...

I wanted to go to Rome. I got an offer to do an Italian film and I went.

If God offers the world for sale, how much will you pay for it? What is the price of your own destruction?

I am so grateful that I accepted the offer to do ‘CSI,’ but it was like being shot out of a cannon, and it was so different from anything that I have ever done.

If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I’m trying to teach you patience. And also that sometimes you get ice with no water, and later you’ll get...

Everything Satan has to offer you is a collection of what Jesus rejected; it is the garbage bin of Jesus Christ. Matthew 4:1-17.

Selling yourself short shortchanges others who could reap the benefits of what you have to offer; it also shortchanges you who could, in turn, reap the benefits of what others want to offer you.

Her last name was Purchase, and I was sold. I tried to buy, but as there was only one of her, she was OUT OF STOCK. Better luck tomorrow.

Offer me water in your palms and I will drink everlastingly.

America, for me, is the country where, if you have something great to offer, you’ll be valued highly.

Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?

His face was pale, and he dropped to the floor so that he was half kneeling, half sitting before her. “Please. I can…help you.””No.” She wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. Her...

I was 20 years old and felt I had a lot to offer, even to myself.