The best relationships are between two people who care more about each other’s good than their own momentary pleasure.

I needed out. The Jeep wasn’t fast enough. I shut it down, grabbed the keys and started running like a bear was at my heels. I couldn’t even see Henry anymore through my tears so...

He leaned toward me and said his name like he was sharing a secret and it made me think he probably kept a lot of secrets. His smile was sweet and his teeth the tiniest...

Hi, my name is Bridin Blackthorn. I’m next in line to rule the local werewolf pack. I like long walks on the beach and destroying my enemies. I have four older brothers, so watch your...

[The White Sox are 9-1 in the postseason and 14-1 dating to the last week of the regular season, but it won’t go to their heads.] Today I was in the clubhouse and we were...

Respect is more valuable then the amount of times guys flirt with you.It’s better to have one trustworthy real man then any amount of boys interested in you. The “cool” guys may not notice or...

Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.

I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.

You doan go diggin’ for gold in an outhouse.

Never rearrange your life in order to meet Mr. Darcy half way. If he couldn’t see your worth at the moment you met then he won’t two years later. May the halls of Pemberly be...

You don’t have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire.

For those who have true love, have no limits of expressing their love to one another yet it is a sad fact that those who are searching for love, fear expressing their love to even...

Trust is the bedrock of intimacy; it is the ability to rely on someone because you believe that he or she has your best interest at heart.

I wasn’t good at this dating business. If that’s what we were doing. I wasn’t very good at predating either. I’d say I wasn’t good at postdating, but I hadn’t yet had an opportunity to...

Yes, I totally would date a fan! I get this question a lot, but I’m always saying yes.

Sometimes a girl needs to be told what a guy feels, rather than trying to decipher the signs.

Young man, the fact that she did not accept your proposal for a relationship does not define why you should hate her. She may not become your BRIDE, but she can be the BRIDGE you...

She invited me out to dinner, and I declined saying I’m not a fan of big groups. She said it would be just us two, and I said, Like I said, I’m not a fan...

On my first date with Agatha, I wore tight green Spandex, which made my skinny legs look like asparagus. Knowing no heterosexual woman could resist such a temptation, I set out to seduce her.

Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating.

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

Our service is outperforming because we’re coming out of the traditional online dating sandbox.

My mom told me once that Wyatt loved her the way a boy will love his mother, but I loved her the way an artist loves another. Jo taught me what that meant.

I recognized Meg’s swirly handwriting and crooked my index finger into the side of the envelope to rip it open. There was no letter. Just a picture. A picture of Meg holding a picture of...

Do you like my brother?” And there goes Dan’s confidence. He keeps his eyes resolutely on the field. “Uh… yes? I mean… I think everyone likes your brother, don’t they?” She leans over and gives...

Maybe love is something we’re meant to say casually and not regard as a prize from a treasure chest that a person earns.

And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to “You need to get laid” to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I’d...

I’ve found that when you’re wrapped up in the process of dating and want so badly to have something work out with someone -anyone- it’s easy to forget that your choices aren’t limited to one...

When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

You can never please everybody, don’t even try.

Our public schools should not sponsor groups that are nothing more than taxpayer subsidized dating services.

I’m going to put the moves on her,’ he says gravely. ‘Things might get weird.’ He says it like a commando setting up a midnight raid. Like: Sure, this is going to be extraordinarily dangerous,...

Plus, you might be less of a pain in the arse if you got more action.

You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’Because you called me a phoney, Moist thought. You saw through me straight away. Because you didn’t nail my...

I peeled the skin off a grape in slippery little triangles, and I understood then that I would be undressing every item of food I could because my clothes would be staying on.

Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex.””At least you know he’s still available.

It’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes — that’s why you sometimes need really special shoes!

You’re not discontent for wanting to be in a relationship, you’re just human.

I’m about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass...

Life is about having the courage, or finding it along the way, to become a fuller person so that you can enjoy it more and feel more alive by pursuing interests that might be out...

I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her house, dropped her off, and went home to masturbate.

soul mate” really just the best approximation of ourselves that we can find?

Values are sometimes worth living and dying for, and are certainly worth dating and breaking up over.

The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.

Her hands crept around his neck, tangling in his hair to keep him closer, even though she knew that beautiful boys with expiration dates couldn’t be held, only borrowed for a time.

Shaw Centre has restaurants on the fourth floor, where the ACS boy can pull chairs out for her. Girls love this because no one else does it for them, especially not those sotong RI boys.

Most kids grow sullen and angry when they’re working through issues, but Thanet mustered up another kind of bull-headed strength. The kind that sees beyond circumstances to what really matters. How could anyone hurt a...