You must be crazy, after all, if a bird loves you.

I saw you dead.

I was a really good waitress. Waitressing takes a certain gusto. You need a good memory and an ability to connect with people fast. You have to learn how to treat the kitchen as well...

You’re all trying to figure out what went wrong inside my head. Fucking idiots. You’ll never crack the code that’s inside my head. You’ll never get into my castle. You’ll never even get past the...

The Edge… There is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.

If you try to buy my body, I’ll sell you my shadow. My shadow would make a great day laborer, because it’s solar powered.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‘page 2.’

Reaction timeTouch the underside of a penny you find on the streetDoesn’t feel any different unless you close your eyesI can taste the copper in my mouth nowseeping from between my teethThere’s an explanation I’m...

I don’t think I’m crazy, but then again, define crazy.

Ferran Adria making hamburgers… some thought it was crazy. But getting them perfect was a challenge. Plus I’m fascinated by all aspects of food.

Be a crazy beloved to find your crazy lover.

Quit analyzing me. My crazy needs no definition.

On the whole she found erring children easier to deal with than their frantic parents, confirming her conclusion that marriage did strange things to the adult mind.

You don’t scare me, Cadence Jones. I’ve lived with crazy, I’ve ridden with crazy, I’ve vacationed with crazy, I’ve visited crazy in various hospitals, I’ve sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think...

As a kid, I imagined lots of different scenarios for my life. I would be an astronaut. Maybe a cartoonist. A famous explorer or rock star. Never once did I see myself standing under the...

You can’t be idealistic in this world and not be crazy.

This is no time for drinking a mug of water – which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don’t drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on...

Anyone who lives in her own world is crazy. Like schizophrenics, psychopaths, maniacs. I mean people who are different from others.’Like you?’On the other hand,’ Zedka continued, pretending not to have heard the remark, ‘you...

But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window–maybe rearrange all the furniture.

It’s a crazy world, stardom. I don’t even think of myself as a star. I just like to go to work.

Some day, my son, you are going to learn that the two greatest joys of being a man are beating the hell out of someone and getting the hell beaten out of you, good night.

It was clear that in a past life the detective had been a phone booth beside an empty highway.

Real action without the passion is difficult, but the real passion without the compassion is impossible.

Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live.

I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered.

God judges men from the inside out; men judge men from the outside in. Perhaps to God, an extreme mental patient is doing quite well in going a month without murder, for he fought his...

When you are happy for other people’s dreams, your dreams start jumping up with joy. Elizabeth was happy with Mary and her dream baby was jumping in her womb crazily for joy!

Everyone’s crazy, but few show it.

Oh God just look at me now… one night opens words and utters pain… I cannot begin to explain to you… this… I am not here. This is not happening. Oh wait, it is, isn’t...

I think we all just have to keep loving through it. Maybe that’s the cure.

I’m ain’t crazy to be normal

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

That’s one of the problems with Hollywood. It’ll say ‘policeman,’ and an unless it says ‘black policeman,’ a lot of times you won’t even get the opportunity to read for it, which is kind of...

When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.

I rolled my eyes. “He’s talking to himself. My vote is he’s crazy.” He thought about this. “Maybe he’s normal and we’re the crazy ones. Maybe everyone should talk to themselves. Maybe we’re all just...

I will meet you in the next three days. In the name of God Almighty, I proclaim the end of the world in this century. All the world will be destroyed, every human being will...

I’ve said that he and I had been crazyfor each other. But maybe my ex and I were notcrazy for each other. Maybe wewere sane for each other, as if our desirewas almost not even...

North Korea is not an insane nation. It is not a crazy nation.

Most killers have pretty average lifestyles. Steady jobs too. Sometimes they’re even living the family life-white picket fence and a four-door sedan. That’s what makes them so scary. They act human and they slot into...

Sometimes I wish I knew how to go crazy. I forget how.

I love dressing up. I like going out and buying some crazy stuff. I like stuff that’s new, innovative and weird. I just pick out stuff that is unique and anything that I’m really diggin’....

People fight, they get angry, they do drugs, and they do crazy things.

you never loved me, so you never met the lover hidden in me.

I suppose if you take one part asshole and mix one part drugs, then stir in too much money for a man’s own good, this is the kind of crazy gravy you end up with.

I will spend anything on the best sheets in the world because I am going to be in them every night. I like them white and crazy soft.

Where to look if you’ve lost your mind?

A little crazy is good

Then, Holden, the little Fang gang kid, came out of nowhere with an apparent death wish. He raced directly toward the maniac with the gun shrieking something that sounded like ” I am Starfishhh!

I know all about insanity. It’s not that bad once you beat up everyone who teases you about it.

My friends started having children after college, while I was pursuing this crazy acting career and living hand to mouth. Plus, all my boyfriends were artists struggling to make a living. Having kids didn’t make...