..he was ‘nuts about her’, as the parlance of the day had it, as if it were generally recognised that love and madness are adjoining rooms with extremely porous walls.

The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale…

We men are fascinated by the things we don’t really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.

I gathered my courage like nuts and berries, I cautiously approached her, I waited for her to turn her head, and then I sprinkled them in her yogurt. Sometimes you just have to take a...

Have nuts and be nuts.

My ballsack drives me nuts. Jogging has got to be the floppiest sport. Definitely not for lovers. Gentlemen prefer gymnastics.

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

I have to crack a nut in order to enjoy it.

…they say [Finn] has tasted the Nuts of Wisdom.” Elatha laughed. “Perhaps the Nuts of Wisdom will gird him against your sister.

There’s no guilt in eating fruits, vegetables, nuts and grains.

Bolts work on nuts; pens work on paper. But you must work on yourself. Go, get working!

I was prepared for the theatre, but not for the nuts and bolts.

I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nice net to store their nuts for the winter. But that’s just the kind of thoughtful guy I am.

I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

If I were stranded in the woods with nothing to eat but nuts, berries, and the complete works of Allen Ginsberg, I’d eat the latter first, because at least the nuts and berries might be...

There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts.

I lived crazy really young. So now I don’t need to go out and get nuts.

Some of my friends said, ‘You are nuts.’ But I think I am right.

The addition of nuts in salad… I always find to be beneficial.

Trust me, I am nuts!

I had a dream I bought a popcorn maker that would pop pennies into cornuts, so I bought stock in corn wow was I nuts. That’s what my therapist said. He is just plain nuts...

Everyone in this world is nuts, the difference is some of them just really good at disguising it.

I’ve had time off, and it drove me nuts. I was crawling up the wall.

Minds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction.

A lot of straight people think I’m nuts.

Why should we plant, when there are so many mongongo nuts in the world?