To err is human, to purr is feline.

My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.

Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.

After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.

I have no brothers or sisters, so I get all my sibling love. But since I can’t take what’s already mine, I end up giving it all to my cat.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It’s got 2 heads and 18 lives.

I’ve got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

Calico KittyMy calico kittywas painted and primedshe could prowlthe night away ~without spending a dime…

A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fattaBut she’s pretty and purryAnd funny and furrySo what does an ounce or two matta?