Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.

I Can Be Alone and it’s Okay.

The Engineer smiled (internally, for of course it had no mouth). It was feeling good. It was feeling optimistic. Moving at its current speed, it would arrive back in Ireland in plenty of time to...

For the Jesus Revolutionaries, the answer was clear: Jesus would not be out waging “preventative” wars. Jesus would not be withholding medicine from people who could not afford it. Jesus would not cast stones at...

Never give up on horses, they are the only humans that don’t speak.

I enjoy cooking and baking. Alicia Silverstone’s vegan cookbook is awesome.

He continued to move forward, skirting a pocket of radiation that had not died in the four years since last he had come this way.They came upon a place where the sands were fused into...

Jean grinned down at her, and she handed him something in a small silk bag.’What’s this?”Lock of my hair, ‘ she said. ‘Meant to give it to you days ago, but we got busy with...

I am the bone of my sword.

A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone. And besides being the perfect gift, it’d also be a surprise,...

It is awesome to feel you are carrying on the family name.

Awe-inspiring God.Amazing God.Awesome God.Almighty God.

I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for...

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

The really magical things are the ones that happen right in front of you. A lot of the time you keep looking for beauty, but it is already there. And if you look with a...

Stay HIGH on AWESOMENESS so reality cannot destroy you!

Go to Venice. Find Scorpia. And you will find your destiny.

There’s no other possible explanation!” -Alex Bailey, The Land of Stories; The Wishing Spell

I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those...

He things we think he’s a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn’t know we know he’s a triple agent, working for them but secretly working for us but really...

It argued a special genius; he was clearly a case of that. The spark of fire, the point of light, sat somewhere in his inward vagueness as a lamp before a shrine twinkles in the...

When someone has been mean to you, why would you want to be good to them?’ ‘You wouldn’t want to. That’s what makes it hard. You do it anyway. Being good is hard. Much harder...

Thoughts not only manifest into reality,they define it.

Being out of the ordinary is AWESOME.

Back the fuck off fluffy!

It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put that booger that counts.

So, here are my windows, stained all with me.

Karakarof spat onto the ground at Dumbledore’s feet. In one swift movement, Hagrid seized the front of Karkaroff’s furs, lifted him into the air, and slammed him against a nearby tree.

I know he’s a realist, he’s okay with being alone, and he helps people when he thinks no one is watching.

I was going straight for Mantis, but then that bloody gas got in my eyes and, I don’t know, some massive bloke reared up in front of me. I hit him, but I swear, it...

The day we met, frozen I held my breath. Right from the start, I knew that I found the home for my heart beats fast. Colors and promises. How to be brave? How can I...

Success doesn’t come to yo, YOU GO TO IT.

There were millions of Earth men and women who bought the Earth cultures big lies, and they died just as unhappy as you are now. And I suggest to you that it’s a foolish thing.

The word “awesome” is overused.

I am not your dove,” he ground out, barely loud enough to hear. “I am a wolf.

Err on the side of awesome.

If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.

As it ‘appens, I am Arthur’s right-hand man,” said Suzy. “Or left-hand girl, I can’t remember where I stood last time. Anyhow, me and Arthur is like two fingers of a gauntlet. Or at least...

Life. Life is a show. It’s up to you how to make your own story, do your own show and how to live your show you are on. You choose who you need to meet,...

Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don’t run from nothing… ‘cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can’t run fast.

I like a little fight in my girls.”She grinned at him,causing blood to dribble down her chin.”Then you’re going to love me.

It’s been really gratifying to see that so many people love Total Skull! I really make things that I love, so it’s awesome to see other people love it, too.

Really think about what you want your eulogy to say about you, then live THAT.

What’s my age again?

One can’t learn much andalso be comfortableOne can’t learn much andlet anybody else be comfortable

I managed to beat Michael Phelps’ 400 meter IM time. And not only did I beat his time, but I did it in exactly 200 meters.

Portia followed after, a smirk on her face, and Syc hissed as he passed.Donegan waited till they were gone, then swung round to Gracious.”He hissed at me.””He hissed at you.””Should I hiss back?””It’s a bit...

If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.

Just like an angel, the lovely one and the cuteAll the beauty together in your funny sulky looks Innocent, like the kids, like the pigeons in my garden Magnetic attraction, awesome, amazing and the super...

Bitches ain’t shit, and they ain’t sayin’ nuthin’. A hundred muthafuckas can’t tell me nuthin’.