The best fiction is true.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There’s always time to be humble later, once you’ve been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn’t know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

You don’t accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.