I’m not clumsy, I’m just accident prone.

The ugliest thing in the world is a beautiful woman without the brains or courage to know that [beauty] is nothing more than an accident.

Stardom isn’t a profession, it’s an accident.

An evolutionary perspective of our place in the history of the earth reminds us that Homo sapiens sapiens has occupied the planet for the tiniest fraction of that planet’s four and a half thousand million...

Illinois then had no legislation providing compensation for accident or disease caused by occupation.

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge,” Shrake said. “If it wasn’t murder, it was a really weird accident.

He opened the book at random, or so he believed, but a book is like a sandy path which keeps the indent of footsteps.

Lord, What a terrible shame. You’re so attractive!’I know, I want to tell her. It should have happened to someone really ugly. And then it wouldn’t have mattered.

One time a woman made my heart flood with love, and then fled the scene of the subsequent boating accident. Many people drowned that day, and all of them remember it fondly as they fondle...

Accident is nature’s way of starting a design; design is a man’s way of looking at the accidents.

Accidents ambush the unsuspecting, often violently, just like love.

Every job I’ve ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don’t get.

Accident – A statistical inevitability. Some nuclear power plants are built on fault lines, but ever mine, dam, oil rig, and waste dump is founded upon a tacit acceptance of the worst-case scenario. One a...

Here is the secret to surviving one of these [airplane] crashes: Be male. In a 1970 Civil Aeromedical institute study of three crashes involving emergency evacuations, the most prominent factor influencing survival was gender (followed...

I’m justthe reason they married.Mum saysI was a surprise.Dad saysI was an accident.Truth is …I am their mistake.

Human life is a series of mistakes justified by reason; there is no escape from it since the reason is the first mistake born out of a process subsequently understood as the very life by...

Our only kiss was like an accident- a beautiful gasoline rainbow.

Often, people hurt things on accident… No one plans on hurting anyone, but it happens.

Before your mother’s conception of you, God knew you; before His ‪consecration of you, He had up set your assignments right! You are not an accident!‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

Americans refused to see accidents as accidental. They did not comprehend they while tragedy always exacts a formidable price, it rarely incurs a debt.

It is easy to forget, not that we ever should, that everything in this world is an accident, including the origin of life itself, plus the accumulation of riches. We should show more respect for...

Love is like a wind stirring the grass beneath trees on a black night,’ he had said. ‘You must not try to make love definite. It is the divine accident of life. If you try...

Divinity is accident of nature, magic is the work of an art.

There’s always someone we’d love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident

Aurora sagged. “Why is it,” she asked, “that every time I’m with you two we end up stealing something big?””We always return it,” Donegan said, a little defensively. “Maybe not always in one piece or...

What happens slowly carries in each part the possibility of returning to what came before. In an accident everything is simultaneous, sudden, irreversible. It means this: no going back.

One does not become a guru by accident.

My musical career was an accident.

I compare it to being in a car accident. There’s so much adrenaline rushing through you that you remember being in the accident but you don’t remember any of the details.

Accidents are built into the road.

I came to photography by accident.

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

A lot happens by accident in poetry.

In the distance, Amanda heard the sirens. Just a little bit longer. She didn’t know what was wrong with her, but she was scared of dying before she had the chance to tell Ryker goodbye....

It has been frequently remarked, that it seems to have been reserved to the people of this country to decide, by their conduct and example, the important question, whether societies of men are really capable...

Well, it was kind of an accident, because plastic is not what I meant to invent. I had just sold photograph paper to Eastman Kodak for 1 million dollars.

It’s two things; you either choose to take risks through storms and win after the hail or you remain idle and die idle. Once laziness is deliberate; failure is not an accident!

To the family of a victim of a fatal accident, the deceased was at the wrong place at the wrong time. To the family of the morgue owner, the deceased was at the right place...

Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident.

The message couldn’t have been clearer: women may rise to the top, but they must seem as though they don’t care whether they win or lose. Nice girls care only about being nice. They win...

If I die on my way to the dance, it will be better than to survive having never lifted my feet.

The skies give no warning when they fall.

How did I discover saccharin? Well, it was partly by accident and partly by study. I had worked a long time on the compound radicals and substitution products of coal tar… One evening I was...

Harmony doesn’t happen by accident, accidents happen by accident.

We do not suffer by accident.

For that half-hour in the hospital delivery room I was intimate with immensity, for that half-minute before birth I held her hands and for that duration we three were undivided, I felt the blood of...

Some ancient oversight had nearly taken his sight, but this sad fuck was already blind inside.

Michael Jackson is the ultimate traffic accident. People can’t take their eyes off him.

I doubt that Fleming could have obtained a grant for the discovery of penicillin on that basis [a requirement for highly detailed research plans] because he could not have said, ‘I propose to have an...

Through pure accident of birth, I’ve managed to stay relatively youthful.