Unfortunately for him he looked more like an innocent man on America’s terror watch-list rather than a gallant Viking possessing all the benefits of modernity. More like a villain in a Western fairy tale with...

You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.

Need I remind you that I’ve seen you naked before, Miss Ford.”—Zane and Andi in, Zane: The McKades of Texas

I think of it like a caterpillar–a wrinkly, ugly worm with traces of dull colors on it. But when the worm metamorphoses, it becomes something truly beautiful.” Charli

This ferry was taken over by the Yumas and operated for them by a man named Callaghan, but within days it was burned and Callaghan’s headless body floated anonymously downriver, a vulture standing between the...

The storage capacity of the average human brain is two-hundred and fifty-six exabytes. However, the average adult human only uses approximately one billionth of that storage space effectively. This means my knowledge capacity is approximately...

My love for you won’t stop with my leaving. Come an evening over the years, when you step outside your door and hear the wind blowing through the cottonwoods, that’ll be me, thinking of you,...

The Italian gangster thing has become a form of the modern-day Western.

One more salt to try,” Kellan said, reaching into the box. He brought a jar of black, flaky crystals up to the light. “Black diamond finishing salt. Extremely rare and too bold for those with...

I only swing for one girl. But if she’s into a certain kind of kink, who am I to deny her such pleasantries?”~ Luke Wagner

Turns out ovaries work just as good as balls when you’re in the driver’s seat.

one day you stepped in snow, the next in mud, water soaked in your boots and froze them at night, it was the next worst thing to pure blizzardry, it was weather that wouldn’t let...

A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

Very original, princess.

Il pastore augurò Buon Natale, il coro riprese a cantare e l’organo a suonare. Fu in quel momento che Maggie sentì che lui era vicino. Si girò appena e lo vide. Se ne stava in...

There are calm Korean players and not calm. There are calm Western players.

Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.

The Western, when I do one, will be one long, continuous story.

The Japanese keenly learned from Western civilisation in a bid to modernize and preserve the nation.

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

Have you checked your ass out lately? It’s pretty dang distracting, darling.” ~ Gunner Wilson

I know what it’s like to be different. I’m a Native American in a white world.

Christianity is the very root and foundation of Western civilization.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are...

I laugh. Yer crazy, I says.I was fine till I met you, he says.

If you’re a boy, you always want to be in a western; and any actor I know would like to be in a horror.

No soldier outlives a thousand chances. But every soldier believes in Chance and trusts his luck.

Well, for one, you walk around like you’re so much better than everyone else. We’re all a bunch of soulless animals or somethin’ in your eyes, I guess. You’re the high and mighty one and...

If it makes you feel better, I pressed others to change as well. Guess I just didn’t fight hard enough for any of it.

Full of intrigue, tangled pasts, and raw emotions, [Gambling On A Secret by Sara Walter Ellwood] is guaranteed to keep you turning pages from start to finish and then wishing for one more chapter!

That’s what you people do, isn’t it? Make assumptions and sell them to impressionable idiots.

In our house we say ‘adolescence’ is a western word. We don’t believe in it.

The hand at her back stroked up and down. Never straying too far south, but igniting a fire inside her that she wanted this fireman to stoke instead of extinguish

He loves deep… hates hard, ever’thing’s that killed what he loves. All great warriors are sich men.

Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

The new enlightened self-understanding reminds us that there is no final destination to our journey. The process itself is the destination. There is nowhere we need to arrive to.

SUN, MOON, AND STARRY SKYEarly summer evenings, when the first stars come out, the warm glow of sunset still stains the rim of the western sky.Sometimes, the moon is also visible, a pale white slice,...

I was not much used to women except for mothers. Everything I did, they did different.

As far as I know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies.

…’Well, I think of you as a straight shooter, Sheriff, but one who can’t stop lustin’ after the goddamn ineffable.'”She said that, hunh?””Yup.””Shitfire, Sheriff, what’d you do?””Well, I shot her.

We’re not a people worth saving, plain and simple. We’re completely beyond that—both the undead and the few still living. Yeah, ‘living.’ Some life, huh? But it’s the only life we could ever possibly live...

We need to keep government small, but we also need to keep the influence of big business small, and we need to keep the power in the hands of the people, where it belongs. Big...

In Eastern culture, people see ghosts, people talk about ghosts… it’s just accepted. And in Western culture it’s just not.

Boy oh boy, this man is trouble. He was slowly tearing down the wall she’d built around her heart, brick by brick. Could any man be this perfect? He must have some faults. Maybe he...

What you mons making all the racket about? You wake me again and I’ll put the voodoo hex on you. All you only call me Tuberculosis behind my back now. You want the real thing?”...

That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven’t seen nobody, you’re actually saying that you have seen somebody.

When I envied a man’s spurs then they were indeed worth coveting.

Jack glanced toward the dressing room, not believing that all the time he had been with her, she had been half-naked…

I’m from Texas, and I would love to do an old-fashioned gun-slinging Western.

Our world must be hell, then. It must be the hell of some other place where all of us committed atrocious sins of some sort, and now we’re stuck here until we die and either...