Now when you say staring, are you including yourself in this assessment? I recall you taking in the view on several occasions.””For the last time, I was not staring at you.” I was a terrible...

I gotta say, I was really feeling the robe, but there’s something about a girl in cartoon pajamas that does it for me.

Is talking the only thing you can do with your mouth?”Seven flicked a look up. “No.””Good.

He smirked and sat up “Simmer down, Jelly Bean.

Becoming a fae leader? Not on my bucket list.

I’ve always liked a woman that understood the value of getting out of my bed just as quick as she’d jumped in it.

You’d have a better chance getting a donkey to shit gold.

How the hell does he expect both of us to fit into that tiny metal trap? Even if we could squeeze in, the tires will probably pop. In fact, let’s just carry it over. It’ll...

Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

Plus, I just washed it.

If she did bitch-slap me, I’d bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.

Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn’t for our school’s strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.

I can cook a mean hamburger. I can also cook a rude hamburger, and probably a sarcastic one, depending on how snarky the patty gets.

My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.

Why don’t you wear those tiny shorts when you run, like they do in the movies?” His voice was low and sexy, and he knew it.”Because I’m not in a movie. I know it’s confusing,...