Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn’t happen by accident.

Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.

Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it’s OK to disrespect dead white males.

here!” and you threw 5000 likes on me and it felt like slugs. And smelled like fried chicken. I was so confused. I vomited a rainbow.