We built tall buildings, but we have not become any taller.

He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance.

I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet.

If I grew an inch a day, in 365 days I’d be one year tall. I’d be over three basketball hoops high, but I’d still only be able to palm a Sunday once a year.

My phone rang a long time, so I answered. How long? Eight feet long. My last relationship was half that long. I should be taller in love.

If you plant your crops in the weather of pride they will grow tall and fall down. Take away pride and your dreams will stand.

I’m taller in tolerance than I am in height. Barely. I’m only 6’3, so I apologize for not being more understanding.

The phone book shouldn’t be arranged alphabetically, but by height. Guess how tall my love for you is. That’s right—taller than Goliath!

When you abbreviate your learning, you abbreviate your growth. Expand your knowledge and you keep growing taller and fatter than your limitations.

Is that you, as big as you are, know how to walk gently on this earth.

You may be tall; you may be short. You may be a black; you may be a white. One more thing to keep behind your mind is that you “your purpose is unique”. Anyone who...

I drink special water, because not all water is equal. Some water is smarter and taller and more handsome than other water.

I like stripper shoes. I like being tall because I’m claustrophobic.

For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest.

You have to be fun to ride roller coasters. And you have to be tall. My love for you is both of those things, even though I disguise it as a dwarf.

I tested for a couple of pilots, but they said I was too tall.

You know how when someone is tall, people will compare them to a string bean? She, my friend, was like asparagus, but without the subsequent odor.

Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that.

Falderson,” he said quietly to Bahzell in passable Navahkan, “is as stupid as the day is long.” He craned his neck to gaze up at the hradani and shook his head. “In fact, he’s even...

Even the tallest trees always begin as a seed.

Oh, but you do. I’ve even heard Jill talk about it. Did you know that’s the main reason she was happy about her room. Actually, she and Joshua thanked your Grandmother for putting you at...

I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in less than 19.82 inches.

It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obviously, mothers of really tall men must have been loose whores.

Kids from small families grow about an inch taller than those from large families. This is true regardless of income and social class, because a body can’t grow well while fighting off nine siblings’ cold...

Sure thing. The worse thing that could happen is people will think you are carrying my baby. I’m sure it’s perfectly normal for a female teacher to be with her male student at a pharmacy...

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.

I think a cool band name would be War Dwarf. Of course, I’m entirely too tall and peaceful to be a member. Not to mention nonmusical.

Usually, I get hired because I’m tall.

I always wanted to be tall, but I’m not, OK?

All the Debbies in the world are too big to be little. Makes me wish I were just two inches taller, you know? I blame my dad—or the mailman. Not sure yet. I get the...

Don’t sell yourself short—sell yourself medium, because it’s taller. Did you know my love is refillable? For just .99 cents.

Lovely high ceilings,’ I said. ‘If you were very tall, you’d feel quite comfortable in here.

I want to never stop growing as a person. I’d love to be well over 8 feet tall.

Word” is too long to be short, like a 4” tall non-midget. My favorite word is love, and though it’s not long, it’s by far the tallest word.

We didn’t have to talk, and it wasn’t awkward. We were just two lonely, out of place people sharing a holiday with junk food from the vending machine and a Claymation classic on the television.”...

Your challenges are like tall walls with weak foundations. They’ll fall when you dare to give them a blow. Don’t be afraid to dare… You will surely overcome!

Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?