My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess how far? However far it is from the point I ran out of gas to wherever she is, assuming she’s hanging...

I don’t like walking, I don’t like shoes, and I don’t like roller skating in a wheelchair—too many wheels, and not enough sitting.

Give me a bouncy ball. I’ve got some ideas I want to throw at you. Put on your squeaky shoes—we’ve got work to do!

Oh yes, after the war, and we were all starving – we had no proper food or anything – no proper shoes.

A woman only needs one pair of shoes for an outfit. But God, you’ve got to get it just right.

The length of your shoe may change, the size of your pant may also change; but your life will never change until your mind changes!© more talks

If it was appropriate to judge a person based on her footwear – and it obviously was – I decided I liked her immediately.

I like jewelry. Big rings, big necklaces. Shoes, belts, luggage.

Just being aware of what you are about to do greatly diminishes the tendency to do what you don’t want to. You will pull your hand back from that pizza slice, tell the waitress that...

I see you go bare-shod. This is most likely extremely sensible. Shoes are no end of trouble for girls. . . . How many have danced to death in slippers of silk and glass and...

I killed a man for his shoes, and then I realized his feet were much smaller than mine. So I walked around barefoot for a week, in honor of a man who died a senseless...

You will know my power when you feel me compress you into a ball and bowl with you. I make love like I just rented these fabulous shoes.

I felt the water rising enough to touch my Vans. She was worth ruing a pair of shoes over.

I want to sprint into her open arms, but I run as fast as two shoes tied together and thrown over a telephone wire. I’m like Roger Bannister, now that he’s in a wheelchair.

A single day in my own shoe that is comfortable for me is better than 365 days in someone else’s shoes that does not fit me at all.

If you want walking dolphins and talking sandwiches, you’re lucky to have me buying shoes for you—and selling them to you. I’ll give you the best price (for myself), because business is better when love...

High heels are a short (theist) woman’s (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

When you’re pregnant you just want to be comfortable – but I wear more or less the same as I do when I’m not pregnant: pregnancy denim with normal tops and flat shoes. But when...

How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how old you are, and what size shoe you wear.

Politics are like shoes. On one side you have the left, and on the other side you have the right. And every politician is essentially a shoe salesman trying to sell you one shoe, either...

Oh yes, I love to do shoes. I’m not a fetishist but I love to do shoes.

the sensations she was asking about were very pleasant; some of them were nothing short of delicious; but to know them one simply had to go barefoot. I could sense a mixture of envy and...

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

I want to write a book about shoes that’s full of footnotes.

The stiletto is a feminine weapon that men just don’t have.

I’ve learned a lot about doing accessories and making shoes and handbags. I don’t think my perspective has really changed. The subtlety of understanding yarns, what makes a fabric what it is – I’ve learned...

If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed.

I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.

I’ll sell you one shoe for half off, since it’s half the set. But if you want the second shoe, it’ll cost you twice as much.

Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that’s not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs–black shoes that...

when you’re younga pair offemalehigh-heeled shoesjust sittingalonein the closetcan fire yourbones;when you’re oldit’s justa pair of shoeswithoutanybodyin themandjust aswell.

I like wooden shoes—John Wooden. They are better for playing basketball. Nail them to the hardwood floor for increased shooting efficiency.

In my new job, I have big shoes to fill. My predecessor was a midget.

The one thing you have to do if you write a book is put yourself in someone else’s shoes. The reader’s shoes. You’ve got to entertain them.

And her old Uncle William used to say a lady is known byher shoes and her gloves.

I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel was another 2 and half inches. I walked around that way, wherever I could without falling over.

A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me for someone prettier.

Parenting goes beyond providing foods, shelter, clothing, and other basic necessities. Nurturing a child to travel in the direction of positive enlightenment, is arguably the greatest thing that you could do for a child.

Most people in the Great Britain of (Adam) Smith’s day lived in what most of us would regard as poverty. Hundreds of thousands were willing to risk the possibility of death in transit and years...