I am overweight. But to me, it’s fat. I don’t have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. When I look in the mirror I don’t plunge into a depression and stick my finger down my throat or carve...

Hot, hard and so thick that her fingertips didn’t meet when she closed her hand around him.

From space, astronauts can see people making love as a tiny speck of light. Not light, exactly, but a glow that could be mistaken for light–a coital radiance that takes generations to pour like honey...

The religion of orgasm: utilitarianism projected into sex life; efficiency versus indolence; coition reduced to an obstacle to be got past as quickly as possible in order to reach an ecstatic explosion, the only true...

naked fun time,” which was apparently what Joseph called it. There were some things people should never know, and that was one of them.

Lust, desire and passion. They can turn a wallflower into a sexual predator and a rational person into a raving lunatic.

Herve has that sex appeal. Certain bodies need Herve Leger badly because you have to reformulate the silhouette.

INTENSE SEXUAL DESIRE IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLDJaney dreams of cocks. Janey sees cocks instead of objects. Janey has to fuck.This is the way Sex drives Janey crazy: Before Janey fucks, she keeps...

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

And that may be [Helen Gurley] Brown’s most enlightened lesson: that sexual autonomy and fulfillment are inseparable from the autonomy and fulfillment that a woman gets from her career.

If you go back through history, you’ll find that the people who have been most eager to rule, to make the laws, to enforce the laws and to tell everybody exactly how God Almighty wants...

”Tempting…so…fucking…tempting.” He gently peeled her hand away, slammed the door, and got in the driver’s side. Then he turned to her, the harsh planes of his face in the shadows creating a savage expression the...

And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to “You need to get laid” to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I’d...

Touched by her fingers, the two surviving chocolate people copulate desperately, losing themselves in a melting frenzy of lust, spending the last of their brief borrowed lives in a spasm of raspberry cream and fear.

When they reached the stairs, he didn’t make her climb them herself. He picked her up in his arms and carried her to the big bathroom off their bedroom. He didn’t speak, his expression didn’t...

No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not.

I don’t see why ogling same-sex kissing should be the exclusive domain of frat boys whacking off to lesbian action, that’s so sexist. Feminism should be all inclusive- it should be about sexual liberation, equal...

that homosexual sodomy is the same as marital sex.

Isn’t that just typical. You’re either asking for it, or having it forced upon you without your consent. Who decided women always have to be passive in sex?

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex … without the guilt.

The slick concrete reflected the facades of the work weary – grey, cracked and old,but more importantly, trodden upon.

It had to unleash some invisible magic, he thought; Hades and Persephone, joining together again within these black and holy stone walls, for the first time in millennia. As they indulged in enjoying one another,...

Great sex is a natural drug.

My hands tightened on her, and I again tried to memorize every part of this moment. There was such perfection in the way our bodies were wrapped together. It didn’t seem possible that outside the...

You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?

It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him back. And then they’re losing their virginity on the floor of her bedroom beside her...

He tilted my chin up and I swear those lips are magic. Witchcraft. Sorcery. Whatever it is in those lips, it’s addictive. Unassailable. I had to have more. More of this feeling of being wanted.

You may be theoretically rich but practically poor.

I’m still not sure I didn’t hallucinate the conversation while overdosing on his pheromones.

Train that bitch to love you, a bitch like that, she’s the type you have to train, and even then, she’ll still try to fuck around on you and test the boundaries, unless you have...

A car’s not the right place for showing off to a girl—the bed’s the place for that. The consequences of a mistake there are more upsetting, but less tragic.

Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you’ve cleaned your teeth beforehand.

Then it’s settled. Once I have taken my last breath – and by the sound and feel of that last cough, it could be just about the time I finish this sentence – possession of...

I been talkin’ with my buddy, and he thinks I’m virgin enough fer the two of us.

I know that look.” I put one arm out in from of me. He didn’t stop. “Chris, we have to get going.” I backed up, scooting over to put the couch between us.”What?” He feigned...

If you have good sex, you’ve done a lot right in life.

Learning about sex was a little bit like learning grammar. Every teacher you had assumed some other teacher taught you the year before, or the year before that, as if none of them wanted to...

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

Slowly, but very deliberately, the brooding edifice of seduction, creaking and incongruous, came into being, a vast Heath Robinson mechanism, dually controlled by them and lumbering gloomily down vistas of triteness. With a sort of...

Sobriety had happened at a strange time in my sex life, and maybe I wouldn’t have held onto it had it not been for both of the men involved in the transition. But sobriety made...

My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?

So sweet and delicious do I become,when I am in bed with a manwho, I sense, loves and enjoys me,that the pleasure I bring excels all delight,so the knot of love, however tightit seemed before,...

Good sex isn’t just fun, it keeps us sane and happy. Having sex with someone makes us feel wanted, alive and potent

Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.Master of Stupidity: Hmmm…tell me about your sexperience!

If you live in rock and roll, as I do, you see the reality of sex, of male lust and women being aroused by male lust. It attracts women. It doesn’t repel them.

A couple of buffoons were running for some state-senate seat just vacated by the incumbent’s prison term. One accused the other of being “against the Internet” – a knockout punch in a world where whole...

And seriously? No hands and knees. On his back, and go easy on the shoulder. Nothing strenuous—like the doc said, go easy.

If you don’t eat pussy, keep walking.

Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden...