A vagina is not like a car door, no matter how hard you slam it. That’s why I prefer to drive Jeeps.

I peel cats like I pet oranges. And I often snuggle with watermelons, sometimes with the intent of making love.

When I heard footsteps and saw nobody, I knew I was seeing a ghost. Seeing the invisible is like dreaming about drinking coffee to wake up, and that’s why I’ve never made love in the...

I make sleep like I make love, only with more energy and excitement.

Actually I was hoping for an on-all-fours sort of thing.

My father was a man, and I know the sex pretty well.

I really want you,” I’m not sure we would have gone quite as far as we did. But I loved the notion that the night was mine to spend, and I immediately decided to spend...

El sexo es el consuelo que uno tiene cuando no le alcanza el amor

Women enjoy sex as much as men…if they were totally satisfied in sexual encounters, they would welcome them.

Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she’d been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki’s wedding, and forming a placenta.

I walked back into the bedroom and, after all that, I actually was surprised. She lay on the bed, her hands nonchalantly behind her head, with the banana between her legs. Only half of it...

You’re an expatriate. You’ve lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed with sex. You spend all your time talking, not...

We now had three girls and one testosterone-pumped guy bird that spent every walking minute doing of of three things: pursuing sex, having sex or crowing boastfully about the sex he had just scored. Jenny...

I don’t think women are made only for sex; they can turn men into wolves and make them fight till the death.

Lying is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off.

On the one hand, Gramma and Grampar never mentioned sex at all. They must have done it, or they wouldn’t have had Auntie Teg and my mother, but I don’t think they did it more...

All my life I wanted to go to bed with an American, and now I had, and I’m beginning to see why people don’t do it more often.

In defense of geeks,” Justine said, “they’re great in bed. They fantasize a lot, so they’re really creative. And they love to play with gadgets.

I’ts better with the right hand than with the wrong girl

In Irena’s head the alcohol plays a double role: it frees her fantasy, encourages her boldness, makes her sensual, and at the same time it dims her memory. She makes love wildly, lasciviously, and at...

The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.

Sex isn’t good unless it means something. It doesn’t necessarily need to mean “love” and it doesn’t necessarily need to happen in a relationship, but it does need to mean intimacy and connection…There exists a...

A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.

I only knew to treat the male asshole as if it had a grenade buried inside of it that could ignite a deadly explosion of anger, trauma, and sexual confusion.

The best sex takes place in the mind first

And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.

Before the dick, I had my shit together. I had goals, dreams, and aspirations. But after the dick, I was lost, turned out all over again, and needed Iyanla to fix my life.

—I won’t go about to argue the point with you,—’tis so,—and I am persuaded of it, madam, as much as can be, “That both man and woman bear pain or sorrow, (and, for aught I...

You’re just jealous.””Hardly. Been there, done you. Adequate, but unremarkable.

i don’t know the ethics, but some times sex is at highest priority in a relationship.

Girls possess sexual tact in inverse proportion to their standard of education.

When he returned, Edith was in bed with the covers pulled to her chin, her face turned upward, her eyes closed, a thin frown creasing her forehead. Silently, as if she were asleep, Stoner undressed...

In my opinion, there are two things that can absolutely not be carried to the screen: the realistic presentation of the sexual act and praying to God.

It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom.

Solus walked over to the young brown-haired man and grabbed him by the front of his shirt, ignoring the look of panic he received in return. “You can call me Solus.” His golden eyes trailed...

Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.

You’ve found that there is something that can make you feel, and make you feel present: sex. Not the routine, dusk-and-dawn sex of a trusted, established relationship, but illicit, dangerous sex. Sex that is novel...

Call bitch a bitch , no fucking reasons

You can fuck me if you want,” she said. “I know a man needs to be able to say thank you – and words don’t always come so easy.

None of my characters seem to have had sex yet – I haven’t written about that. And I wouldn’t want to deal with what’s happening in Oregon – the school shootings.

The green-eyed angel came in less than a half hour and fell docile as a lamb into my arms. We kissed and caressed, I met no resistance when I unlaced the strings to free her...

The last few strokes filled me with searing heat, electric pulses surging through my body and my soul, as our orgasms burst forth together, a million nerve endings suddenly flashing like twin rockets exploding fireworks,...

If only mankind could hold its own fertility in awe, which is one and the same whether it manifests itself in the spirit or in the flesh. For creativity in the spirit has its origins...

Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don’t want it if it’s that easy

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.

She hadn’t known that the ability to make pancakes from scratch made a man brutally hot. Now she did.

Love making is much more than physical expression, it is a soulful dance of sensual wonder and euphoric amazement.

Kiss someone like kissing is the only way you have to communicate. There is no conversation. There is no sex. There are only two sets of lips that are ravenous to be recognized and treasured.

Then, for no reason I could tell you, I tossed the spool again, even though Elaine had asked me not to. Maybe only because, in a way, him chasing a spool was like old people...