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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

—Mark Twain

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At my lowest point, when things were at their most desperate and uncomfortable, I always found myself in the company of Australians, who were like a reminder that I’d touched bottom.

—Paul Theroux

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Ah, Sir, a novel is a mirror carried along a high road. At one moment it reflects to your vision the azure skies, at another the mire of the puddles at your feet. And the...

—Stendhal

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Beneath the skin of everything is something nobody can know.

—Stephen Collins

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Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

—St John

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Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

—William S.

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The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.

—Tom Morrison

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Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

—Ambrose Bierce

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I suppose that I found out two more constituents of the eternal engine: folly and curiosity.

—Alexander Zalan

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Miss Mackintosh waved her arms wildly.”Oh, please stop, and let me guess,” she cried. “I shall go crazy with joy if I’m right. It was an old Peerage, and so she found that Lady Deal...

—E.F. Benson

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By educating me at home, my parents were able to give me individualized attention without the usual distractions that kids in regular school experience, like dating and friendship. Not to mention that traditional school can...

—Colin Nissan

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We drove 22 miles into the country around Farmington. There were meadows and apple orchards. White fences trailed through the rolling fields. Soon the sign started appearing. THE MOST PHOTOGRAPHED BARN IN AMERICA. We counted...

—Don DeLillo

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I’ve always felt I deserved a wider audience, so thank you for reading this.

—Ivana Hruba

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Provided that nothing like useful knowledge could be gained from them, provided they were all story and no reflection, she had never any objection to books at all.

—Jane Austen

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I suppose that in no educational institution can one become an educated person.

—Mikhail Bulgakov

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No quality imparts apparent strength to its possessors more effectively than faith. From hospital beds to battlefields, it is the iron that strengthens a man to confront his destiny.

—Mike Corbett

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What is the secret of life?’ I asked.‘I forget,’ said Sandra.‘Protein,’ the bartender declared. ‘They found something out about protein.‘‘Yeah,’ said Sandra, ‘that’s it.

—Kurt Vonnegut

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Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

—Oscar Wilde

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My new story collection won’t please everyone, nor was it meant to. Then again, not everybody lives in my world. If they did, I’d have to move out and find another world to write about.

—Ted Gargiulo

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My only regret is that I don’t have more to regret.

—Robert Bruce Cormack

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…his knees were held together by the skin-tight trousers, which consequently narrowed the aperture through which great quantities of malodorous, rancid dreck were shortly to emerge with great force. St John knew that this was...

—St John

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Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.

—Vladimir Nabokov

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Tanto la marginalidad como la exclusividad pierden su sentido cuando se popularizan.

—Alejandro Colliard

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Akthent on thee latht thyllable.

—Bret Easton

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I suppose that saves us from having to determine what to do with a butler who goes around killing people. It certainly reflects badly upon our domestic staff. Still, I shall miss him. There was...

—Gail Carriger

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Laughter is the best medicine

—Chase Soundly

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The robots came bearing a gift and the name of it was “Plenty.”Plenty is a habit-forming drug. You do not cut the dosage down. You kick it if you can; you stop the dose entirely....

—Frederik Pohl

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A man is angry at a libel because it is false, but at a satire because it is true.

—G.K. Chesterton

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Have a little sociological beano. As you said – in sociology one can do anything and call it work.

—Malcolm Bradbury

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The old joke is that psychiatrists are doctors who can’t stand the sight of blood. Maybe they can’t stand it, but if they work where I work, they damn well better get used to it.At...

—Mike Bartos

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conservative n.A person who possesses an underdeveloped taste for tyranny.liberal n.A person who believes in liberty, but only for the state.

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Excerpt from Magel’s Daughter:”I think we’re all like the lutefisk, steeped in poison, and then we try to clean it up for Christmas.

—Nancy Baker

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Quite possibly the only infinite power in the universe may be the human capacity for self-deception.

—Michel Templet

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According to the U.S. Census Bureau, a family is defined as two or more people living together who are related by birth, marriage or adoption. In other words, the U.S. Census Bureau is run by...

—Stephen Colbert

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The Macedonian Endeavour Channel was screening live coverage of the world series of the Who’s Got the Stupidest Name (WGSN) competition. First prize had already gone to Brian Burdock, a French Algerian with a penchant...

—St John

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Irreverence is our only sacred cow.

—Paul Krassner

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You know, you’re rather amusingly wrong.

—Terry Pratchett

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I know a lie when I hear one.

—Adrian Mitchell

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There are so many problems to solve on this planet first before we begin to trash other worlds.

—E.A. Bucchianeri

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I guess if you get too close, the twinkling stops; they don’t look like stars anymore.

—Graham Spaid

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A história de todas as grandes civilizações galácticas tende a passar por três fases distintas e identificáveis: a da Sobrevivência, a da Interrogação e a da Sofisticação, também conhecidas pelas fases Como, Porquê e Onde....

—Douglas Adams

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My dear countrymen, I hope that you will live to see the day when you learn to believe in other gods than a few movie whores and a couple of prize-fighters.

—Friedrich Reck-Malleczewen

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After having so nobly disentangled themselves from the shackles of Parental Authority, by a Clandestine Marriage, they were determined never to forfeit the good opinion they had gained in the World, in so doing, by...

—Jane Austen

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I’m a kindhearted but highly competitive pragmatist. When I seek to win something, I always make certain it’s never at the expense of anything more serious than the inadequate efforts of others.

—Jonathan Kieran

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Verstehst du, im Grunde sind doch die Mitarbeiter das Problem. Du zahlst, wenn du sie einstellst, du zahlst, wenn du sie rausschmeißt, und dazwischen muss du sie auch noch bezahlen.

—Max Barry

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What gets me most about these people, Daddy, isn’t how ignorant they are, or how much they drink. It’s the way they have of thinking that everything nice in the world is a gift to...

—Kurt Vonnegut

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…but there’s always he’ll want to torture your boss anyway. Just recreationally, I mean.””Wow that would be terrific,” I said

—Robert Kroese

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Why was the meeting between the Americans and the Russians so tensed?Because nobody knows what Vladimir Put In Barbara’s Bush! From ‘Walk On By II

—Stephan Attia

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Real life… Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria

—Solange nicole

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Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.

—St John

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