Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.

It was never just about the money.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.