I wish somebody would combine tasers and dildos, and test the devices out on all the politicians in Washington DC. Well, all the politicians except Barney Frank, who’d actually derive pleasure from the experiment.

Politicians were mostly people who’d had too little morals and ethics to stay lawyers.

Politicians are judged by what they say and they don’t do

Politicians were famous for double-speak and were consummate liars. That’s why George W. Bush had to be their favorite president. It’s easier to commit a fraud when the actor believes his lie to the point...

Your right of religious freedom ends where my right of religious abstinence begins…

The problem with all politicians is that they are human.

Let the government not be an instructor but a parent who loves and adjusts to the needs of the nation, But remember a parent does what makes things look good to the entire family without...

The only kind of appeal that wins any instinctive response in party politics is an appeal to hostile feeling; the men who perceive the need of cooperation are powerless. Until education has been directed for...

When someone says so-and-so’s opinionated, what’s that mean? Aren’t we all opinionated? Show me one person with no opinions, and I’ll show you a bowl of Jell-O—or a politician, whichever one’s dumber.

It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about war, but the people want to talk about peace.

I had a dream my house was on fire, and I tried to rescue all the cats—and none of the politicians. You can burn my house, but don’t you dare burn my coffee.

Oh, what an attractive room!” even if you think it’s hideous.

If you put your politicians up for sale, as the US does (alone in this among industrialized democracies), then someone will buy them–and it won’t be you; you can’t afford them.

Seiner Funktion nach darf der Abgeordnete kein Zyniker sein, schließt doch Zynismus die Zustimmung zur Zerstörung ein und enthält so eine Absage an den Humanismus, dem sich das Parlament verdankt und den es immer wieder...

Peace is just an illusion created by those in power

The Bowery station on the J line is what happens to a neighborhood once politicians realize the people who live there don’t vote.

Pops added,”you know, they say if you don’t vote, you get the government you deserve.””And if you do, you never get the results you expected,” (Katherine) replied.

This is a golden moment for every president, and maybe particularly for Richard Nixon, because he had been written off as a washed-up politician, and here he is president-elect in 1968. When you are president-elect,...

Everybody has something to offer the world. Even rapists, murderers, and politicians. Well, maybe not politicians.

I hear of a convention to be held at Baltimore, or elsewhere, for the selection of a candidate for the Presidency, made up chiefly of editors, and men who are politicians by profession; but I...

A lie is the most sacred private property on Earth. Governments claim it is not theirs, and that their critics are the rightful owners.

We have all, at one time or another, been performers, and many of us still are – politicians, playboys, cardinals and kings.

It is hard to hear the truth from people who get paid to distort it.

He was half a politician, and like most of his kind he was an insecure man.

We chose younger and younger politicians to lead us because they looked good on television and were sharp. But really we should be looking for wisdom, and choosing people who had acquired it; and such...

In the present case it is a little inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible to any public...

Politicians, it’s like they’re competing to be the most incompetent. Well, guess what? They’re all winners to me. And by winners I mean losers.

Be the cheeseburger you’ve always dreamed you could be. That’s the advice I’d give to any hamburger running for political office.

Politicians study hard and work diligently their entire lives to be able to stand in front of a national audience and lie through their teeth.

Politicians are played by what they say and they don’t do

For people have four shadows; four politicians have twenty shadows or hundred or more! One person with many fake faces!

Here is an old tradition badly in need of return: You have to earn your way into politics. You should go have a life, build a string of accomplishments, then enter public service….

You’ll have a good, secure life when being alive means more to you than security, love more than money, your freedom more than public or partisan opinion, when the mood of Beethoven’s or Bach’s music...

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.

We’re both the non-politicians. We both have been running on the reform platform.

The greater ignorance towards a country is not ignoring what its politicians have to say, it is ignoring what the inmates in its prisons have to say.

Why would the US try to win a war? War is an assembly line of death that is highly profitable for politicians and weapons manufacturers. An ongoing war is a conveyer belt of cash. Once...

We created a new democratic Croatia, … The HDZ is the strongest party in Croatia, and it achieved this not because of us politicians but because of you, the people of Croatia.

Silly,’ he said with mock serenity, ‘isn’t a word you should ever apply to people. They may be totally stupid, in fact, but if you call them silly you’ve lost their vote.

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

Power is okay, and stupidity is usually harmless. Power and stupidity together are dangerous”.

The job of the politician is to speak for all people; not just for parties with vested interests, or organisations with the biggest wallets. The first people a politician should protect are those that cannot...

You can’t put money meant for the right course of action in the hands of criminals, rogues and thieves and expect to see positive changes or results.

There are many forms of tyrants, but there are none so terrible as those stifling their own people in the name of freedom.

I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians.

It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.

I miss the smell of clown in the morning. I need to be a volunteer on another political campaign.

Ancient politicians talked incessantly about morality and virtue; our politicians talk only about business and money. One will tell you that in a particular country a man is worth the sum he could be sold...

We must not tolerate politicians who infringe upon our right to defend ourselves from thieves and stalkers and rapists and murderers. And we must not tolerate the politician who simply says: ‘Pass another gun control...

Clinton and his cigar was so much greater a man than Bush and his rifle.