When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.

There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people...

T” truth that the wise spend their lives attempting to grasp.

My family tree spreads wide as well. I am a great ape, and you are a great ape, and so are chimpanzees and orangutans and bonobos, all of us distant and distrustful cousins.I know this...

Statesmen are grocers, ambitious clowns.

Death’s gruesome face taunts:soulless eyes, crimson grimace.I really hate clowns.

A clown needn’t be the same out of the ring as he has to be when he’s in it. If you look at photographs of clowns when they’re just being ordinary men, they’ve got quite...

Latins are into clowns.

A Dirty Clown Is a Ridiculously Clean when standing amongst Politicians.

If you bake a cupcake, the world has one more cupcake. If you become a circus clown, the world has one more squirt of seltzer down someone’s pants. But if you win an Olympic gold...

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns…and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

I hate clowns. I’ve mentioned that, right?

America is a circus, and the politicians are the clowns.

I miss the smell of clown in the morning. I need to be a volunteer on another political campaign.

The United States is the wealthiest nation in the history of the world, yet its inhabitants are strikingly unhappy. Accordingly, we present to the rest of mankind, on a planet rife with suffering and tragedy,...

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.