Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.

We’re both the non-politicians. We both have been running on the reform platform.

The greater ignorance towards a country is not ignoring what its politicians have to say, it is ignoring what the inmates in its prisons have to say.

Why would the US try to win a war? War is an assembly line of death that is highly profitable for politicians and weapons manufacturers. An ongoing war is a conveyer belt of cash. Once...

We created a new democratic Croatia, … The HDZ is the strongest party in Croatia, and it achieved this not because of us politicians but because of you, the people of Croatia.

Silly,’ he said with mock serenity, ‘isn’t a word you should ever apply to people. They may be totally stupid, in fact, but if you call them silly you’ve lost their vote.

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

Power is okay, and stupidity is usually harmless. Power and stupidity together are dangerous”.

The job of the politician is to speak for all people; not just for parties with vested interests, or organisations with the biggest wallets. The first people a politician should protect are those that cannot...

You can’t put money meant for the right course of action in the hands of criminals, rogues and thieves and expect to see positive changes or results.

There are many forms of tyrants, but there are none so terrible as those stifling their own people in the name of freedom.

I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians.

It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.

I miss the smell of clown in the morning. I need to be a volunteer on another political campaign.

Ancient politicians talked incessantly about morality and virtue; our politicians talk only about business and money. One will tell you that in a particular country a man is worth the sum he could be sold...

We must not tolerate politicians who infringe upon our right to defend ourselves from thieves and stalkers and rapists and murderers. And we must not tolerate the politician who simply says: ‘Pass another gun control...

Clinton and his cigar was so much greater a man than Bush and his rifle.

Eso es política, y la política es estúpida. Ante un problema, una conducta racional sería tratar de solucionarlo, pero la solución política siempre será negar su existencia.

Politicians and children have two speeds: running and asleep.

The main problem in any democracy is that crowd-pleasers are generally brainless swine who can go out on a stage & whup their supporters into an orgiastic frenzy—then go back to the office & sell...

A job is like a politician struggling in the water. Be sure you hold it down.

Private schools prop up the class system in society. It is inconsistent, to put it mildly, for someone who believes in a fairer and more egalitarian society to send their child to a fee-paying school....

As Katherine always says, if the politicians won’t do anything, we’ll just have to become the politicians someday.

Now, are those engaged in the business of governing any different by nature from those they govern?””Yes. They’re prideful and tend to sexual misconduct. Also, the situation of being in government tends to drive you...

On the Night of the Halloween, I have never seen any evil apparition or fearsome ghost but politicians on TV! They are the real goblins and specters!

Fukui is smoothing the way to end its deflation-fighting policy by making those comments. Having that clear goal, he is persuading politicians and the market.

For way too long, the politicians and the people in power have gotten away with not doing anything to fight the climate crisis, but we will make sure that they will not get away with...

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

Maybe someone out there knows a politician or someone that I can sit down and talk to them about this.

Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.

I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual in Washington DC.

Joe is 3/4ths of a joke. 75% of politicians are jokes too, only the punchlines are the voters, and that kind of humor I just don’t find funny.

Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.

Politicians are the sole cause of our incurable social eczema

I made up three lists: Candidate’s Accomplishments (real and imaginary), Accusations Against Opponent (including rumours, allegations, innuendos, and lies), and Empty Promises (the more improbable, the better). Then it was merely a matter of taking...

The only politician ever to have entered parliament with honourable intentions, was Guy Fawkes.

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.

It used to be there were some fights we couldn’t even get into because there wasn’t enough time to set up a snail-mail campaign. In today’s world, the politicians can’t hide behind time any more....

Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it is? Nothing, if you’re a member of Congress.

How tragic! Even if the car suffered only a small dent, it makes me want to cry out to God in despair.

If everyone in America started mailing empty boxes, we could boost productivity, profitability, and employment. Think like a politician.

He’s a revered politician in that state and very responsible,

Why do you want a political career? Have you ever been in the House of Commons and taken a good look at the inmates? As weird a gaggle of freaks and sub-humans as was ever...

A politician, a man engaged in party contests, must be an opportunist. Let us give up saying that word as if it contained a slur. If you want to win in party action, I take...

Unsurprisingly, politicians spout sound bites about their unwillingness to remove ‘consumer protections’ from the equation, but they have it all wrong, … The only real way to ‘protect’ consumers is to keep them alive. We...

I wish I knew how to quit you, political jokers and pathological liars…

It has been calculated by the ablest politicians that no State, without becoming soon exhausted, can maintain above the hundredth part of its members in arms and idleness.

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.

I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

There are so few people left alive from back then, you may as well be talking to them about the Black Death. Nobody recalls the shite in the 30s and that were fucking horrible. For...