Heaven is no permanent abode of morons even though they may gain entry by sheer virtuosity of their deeds.”Ashoka Prasad(Hegelian Lecture)

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men whose chief distinguishing mark is the fact that they are quite incapable of...

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

It’s not true I think all politicians are morons. Morons are far too intelligent to be politicians.

Geniuses don’t become geniuses until they find the right moron to compare themselves to.

A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.

We make, see, and love films, not digitals. To convert all of our movies, home videos, theaters, photographs and television to digital would be like telling a painter to throw away his brushes and canvas...