We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.

Our archaeological ancestry lost hair while growing sweat glands to reduce panting in the hot African sun. One outcome evolved the origin of our speech. Another conquered our ability to shut the hell up and...

With good morality first candidates you’ll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality – lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.

NEW RULE: ‘Kidiots’ Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material....

a politician is an arse uponwhich everyone has sat except a man

Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.

Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, kill all the politicians, because they’re spending too much money.

Have an itch? Simple—rub poison ivy over the rest of your body, so that all the skin contributes its fair share to a unified, and more hopeful, future. That’s top-level political thinking right there.

The American people, and the citizens of all Western nations, have the right to know about every single thing their representatives do on their behalf. After all, elected officials are merely representing those who hold...

Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.

The round-table conference could be called a partial success because for the first time, 52 politicians and representatives from all walks of Kashmiri society sat together and arrived at consensus on few significant issues.

In order to deceive others, it is necessary also to deceive oneself. The actor playing Hamlet must indeed believe that he is the Prince of Denmark, though when he leaves the stage he will usually...

[Y]ou possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing.

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times.

Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

That demon will trick you faster than a politician with a liquor license.

Tous les hommes politiques d’aujourd’hui, selon Pontevin, sont un peu danseurs, et tous les danseurs se mêlent de politique, ce qui, toutefois, ne devrait pas nous amener à les confondre. Le danseur se distingue de...

Why should anyone be surprised at what the men “in power” are capable of –didn’t every mad-Judas one of them begin his career by slowly & brutally strangling an innocent child?

However…,” Satan said.Bick sighed. “However, I didn’t count on the growing interference of lawyers, regulators, bureaucrats and politicians into my business. I swear it seems that every year they stick their noses into more and...

[“The Devil in the Dark”] impressed me because it presented the idea, unusual in science fiction then and now, that something weird, and even dangerous, need not be malevolent. That is a lesson that many...

Life has taught me to release my ears from hearing negativity, destructive remarks, false rumors and stupid ways. I learn to open my eyes and my mind to think ahead of my life, to learn...

I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.

If given the choice, I’d rather vote for the dog.

Cages are good. My heart is in my rib cage, and love is in my heart. We should put more things in cages, like politicians.

Most Politicians Are The Whores at The Establishment Party, But We’re The Ones Getting Fucked

This is one of those situations where politicians were out to get those tax evaders but it became one of those monsters that’s come back to bite them.

Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

Live Like a Raj Thakare and Die Like a Balasaheb Thakare.

The PM glanced a look of pure malevolence. A terrifying glimpse into what madness, ego and naked ambition it takes to lead a modern democracy.

A politician has an axe to grindWith which he aims to chop off half your mind.

I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.

America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers. Make that three words. Add politicians to that list. Oh, and don’t forget the lobbyists.

The raindrops gathered on my windshield like prostitutes at a political convention, and I voted like I always vote—with my windshield wiper.

The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory output.’ What? Oh. Well– ‘I continued to lecture a bit more, to disguise the fact that I was getting...

Divide and rule, the politician cries;Unite and lead, is watchword of the wise.

He’s an honest politician–he stays bought.

We also have to consider the many different kinds of rape we have learned about over the past few years as conservative politicians blunder through trying to explain their stances on sexual violence and abortion....

You [demagogues] are like the fishers for eels; in still waters they catch nothing, but if they thoroughly stir up the slime, their fishing is good; in the same way it’s only in troublous times...

As it is not a settled question, you must clear your mind of the fancy withwhich we all begin as children, that the institutions under which we live,including our legal ways of distributing income and...

I want him to kiss my ass in Macy’s window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses.

The ability to gauge intelligence is itself a form of intelligence. Monkeys don’t ponder how smart monkeys are. Ditto for politicians.

People are weary of politicians who make promises they are either unwilling or unable to keep. Society longs for statesmen but it gets politicians. Statesmen are leaders who uphold what is right regardless of the...

Il peut arriver des situations (dans les régimes dictatoriaux, par exemple) où prendre publiquement position est dangereux ; pour le danseur ce l’est pourtant un peu moins que pour les autres, car, s’étant promené sous...

A politician is a politician whether he’s wearing a suit or a funny hat.

Don’t think I know you,” Harold said, grinning, as they shook. He had a firm grip. Larry’s hand was pumped up and down exactly three times and let go. It reminded Larry of the time...

Diplomats and politicians, blowing with the wind. No substance, no beliefs, no real friendships.

El político puede pagarle al intelectual. Pero no puede confiar en él. El intelectual acabará por disentir y para el político esta será siempre una traición. Malicioso o ingenuo, maquiavélico o utópico, el poderoso siempre...

Democracy today, especially in the English-speaking world, is a political system that specialises in positioning inadequate, unqualified and dubious types in leadership positions.

Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.