It is not insult from another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free.

They don’t hardly make ’em like him any more – but just to be on thesafe side, he should be castrated anyway.

I’m not a hillbilly—I’m a hillwilliam. Or, rather, a William Hill. That was my name at the last networking conference, when I stole a nametag to make friends without fear of insulting them with lasting...

Seamus: “I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee”Cara: “Well that depends … do you like to take long walks?”Seamus: “Yes”Cara: “Do you like sex?”Seamus: “Yeees”Cara: “Then take a f***ing hike...

I like your opera – I think I will set it to music

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounce off me and sticks to you.

I might be old and ugly now, but you started that way, Jack.

An insult bestowed on your interior and exterior personality; for causes beyond control, kills you innumerably, till the last breath.

I conceal myself behind cynicism because it’s safe. Camouflage is more protective than body armor. Why do you think the Department of Defense contacted me to design a gun that shoots insults?

The slow-witted one that’s been following you? I thought hewas your servant.

Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?” Bones snapped.

He would make a good lamp post if he’d weather better and didn’t have to eat.

The biggest insult to any parent is a child that lives up to society standards and not his or her full potential.

He doesn’t seem to mind at all that he’s stupid about math.

The seer crow was outraged. “Mangiz does not forget an insult, hedgepig.”Ambrose smiled cheekily. “Good, then here’s a few more for you to remember, you pot-bellied, cross-eyed, feather-bottomed excuse for a duck.

Are ye ta’en with the swindle or the turn-sickness? Or are ye out of your wits?

You, you insolent brazen bitch—you really dare to shake that monstrous spear in Father’s face?

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

In the political jargon of those days, the word “intellectual” was an insult. It indicated someone who did not understand life and was cut off from the people. All the Communists who were hanged at...

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Takamasa Saegusa: ‘Seigen, a mere member of the Toudouza, had the effrontery to sully the sacred dueling ground. For that reason, our lord had already decided to subject him to tu-uchi before long. Cut off...

Her aunt Sol had once told Shai to smile at the worst insults and snap at the minor ones. That way, no man would know your heart.

To insult someone we call him ‘bestial’. For deliberate cruelty and nature, ‘human’ might be the greater insult.

The times might be unpleasant, repulsive. The ghastly chaos, the abhorrent uncivility might be intolerable, might force us into argument or leave us panic-stricken.On such occasions people build within themselves a conviction, that the world...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.

I learnt that no matter what names they give you, nothing applies until you wish it to. No insult, no barb yours to bear unless you want it to. Use it, if you want. Make...

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.

Feeble is the character, that bows to inflated ego, arrogance, and whines of affluent, whilst raising itself mercilessly on the humble and underprivileged.

The table that cannot stand upright, is an insult to the carpenter who makes it. God made us perfectly; so when we refuse to carry out the functions we were created for, our father loses...

Well that’s rude.

Humans are very strange. When you need a hug, they throw you away, when you need condolence , they insult you, and when you need love, they betray you.

Don’t feel better than anybody, because you feel like something. Always have it at the back of your mind that you were nothing before you became something, and that thing you supposed to be is...

Rap is supposed to motivate, humours, address societal issues & personal feelings, and also liberate me through art, not insult our women.

When I moved, the broker had told me there was something good for the brain about living near the sea, something about ions. But I often felt like the water was insulting me, like, “I’m...

She was quick of mind and swift of tongue, always ready to answer a set down with the kind of witty rebuke most of us can think of only long after the moment of insult...

Like a girl, a baby running after her mother, begging to be picked up, and she tugs on her skirts, holding her back as she tries to hurry off—all tears, fawning up at her, till...

I have nothing but respect for you — and not much of that.

In my normal world, cars do not go off the road and explode. Please, do not insult my intelligence.

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.

You’d have to take your shoes and breeches off to count to twenty-one!

He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.

A knife wound heals, but a tongue wound festers.

And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offended, so I zipped up my pants and left the wedding reception.

He’s a pig and I don’t allow livestock in the house.

You can never be annoyed by anyone when you are just alone, insults comes from being too familiar even with the most respectful persons.

Percy, you are dismissed from my service.””Me? Why, my lord?””Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of the realm, you would bore the leggings off a village idiot. You ride...

Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear,Thou lily-livered boy.

Andrew had a gift for deepening the incision he began.

…And where’s Margaret Pier? I know she’s not dead, even if she’s almost as old as I am and twice as stubborn.””She said she’d never set foot inside this house again. Not after what you...