I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams.

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.

The fear of being ridiculed is gruesome than death.

Simply minding one’s own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.

Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is not written on my face.

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

‘Who’s calling?’ ‘Don’t insult me like that,’ the voice says. I stop. Was I just insulting?

I will not stand here to be insulted by you, hedgepig,” Mangiz fumed.”Then stand somewhere else and I’ll insult you there, featherbag!!

…the ravenous monsters men called reporters; sub-human vermin who feed off misery and created it wherever they went.

Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother – which, for the record, it had not.

Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.

She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

She is a peacock in everything but beauty!

Sluts don’t have a choice, darling. And you’ve forfeited yours.

It is not insult from another that causes you pain. It is the part of your mind that agrees with the insult. Agree only with the truth about you, and you are free.

They don’t hardly make ’em like him any more – but just to be on thesafe side, he should be castrated anyway.

I’m not a hillbilly—I’m a hillwilliam. Or, rather, a William Hill. That was my name at the last networking conference, when I stole a nametag to make friends without fear of insulting them with lasting...

Seamus: “I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee”Cara: “Well that depends … do you like to take long walks?”Seamus: “Yes”Cara: “Do you like sex?”Seamus: “Yeees”Cara: “Then take a f***ing hike...

I like your opera – I think I will set it to music

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounce off me and sticks to you.

I might be old and ugly now, but you started that way, Jack.

An insult bestowed on your interior and exterior personality; for causes beyond control, kills you innumerably, till the last breath.

I conceal myself behind cynicism because it’s safe. Camouflage is more protective than body armor. Why do you think the Department of Defense contacted me to design a gun that shoots insults?

The slow-witted one that’s been following you? I thought hewas your servant.

Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?” Bones snapped.

He would make a good lamp post if he’d weather better and didn’t have to eat.

The biggest insult to any parent is a child that lives up to society standards and not his or her full potential.

He doesn’t seem to mind at all that he’s stupid about math.

The seer crow was outraged. “Mangiz does not forget an insult, hedgepig.”Ambrose smiled cheekily. “Good, then here’s a few more for you to remember, you pot-bellied, cross-eyed, feather-bottomed excuse for a duck.

Are ye ta’en with the swindle or the turn-sickness? Or are ye out of your wits?

You, you insolent brazen bitch—you really dare to shake that monstrous spear in Father’s face?

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

In the political jargon of those days, the word “intellectual” was an insult. It indicated someone who did not understand life and was cut off from the people. All the Communists who were hanged at...

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Takamasa Saegusa: ‘Seigen, a mere member of the Toudouza, had the effrontery to sully the sacred dueling ground. For that reason, our lord had already decided to subject him to tu-uchi before long. Cut off...

Her aunt Sol had once told Shai to smile at the worst insults and snap at the minor ones. That way, no man would know your heart.

To insult someone we call him ‘bestial’. For deliberate cruelty and nature, ‘human’ might be the greater insult.

The times might be unpleasant, repulsive. The ghastly chaos, the abhorrent uncivility might be intolerable, might force us into argument or leave us panic-stricken.On such occasions people build within themselves a conviction, that the world...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

When people complain of your complexity, they fail to remember that they made fun of your simplicity.

I learnt that no matter what names they give you, nothing applies until you wish it to. No insult, no barb yours to bear unless you want it to. Use it, if you want. Make...

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes.

Feeble is the character, that bows to inflated ego, arrogance, and whines of affluent, whilst raising itself mercilessly on the humble and underprivileged.

The table that cannot stand upright, is an insult to the carpenter who makes it. God made us perfectly; so when we refuse to carry out the functions we were created for, our father loses...

Well that’s rude.

Humans are very strange. When you need a hug, they throw you away, when you need condolence , they insult you, and when you need love, they betray you.

Don’t feel better than anybody, because you feel like something. Always have it at the back of your mind that you were nothing before you became something, and that thing you supposed to be is...

Rap is supposed to motivate, humours, address societal issues & personal feelings, and also liberate me through art, not insult our women.