I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounce off me and sticks to you.

Those who incessantly underestimate people will one day experience an incident that would make them want to plead everyone they had offended in the world.

And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offended, so I zipped up my pants and left the wedding reception.

The people who care about you may not tell you your blind spots fearing to offend/hurt you. Open up and ask their feedback and get enlightened.

You don’t offend me. At least not until I change my name. Once I change it to Asshole, then I might be offended you keep calling me Jarod.

Offence is like muddy soil; when trapped underfoot, it resists rapid progress. Don’t trap offences under your mind, else you resist change! Jesus said “Shake the soil off your sandals”! What are you waiting for? Shake it off!

Whenever i’m stung by an ant for no reason, i compare our sizes then i understand why

I got hit on at the bar last night, and this morning I have a black eye. Sometimes you can be so sexy that you offend, I guess.

This is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive.

Of what use is a philosopher who doesn’t hurt anybody’s feelings?

It is impossible to be truly artistic without the risk of offending someone somewhere.

We cannot choose who offends us, but we can choose how to respond when we are offended.

I know I probably offend some people. I have been talking a little too much so I’m trying not to talk as much.

You may not be able to do anything about how you feel; but you can do something about how you act. People will definitely offend you willing or unwilling by their words and actions…but you can choose to let that offence sink you down or not….

I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, because he was wearing my cat on his head.

time spent making plans is time being wasted!” Leaders don’t think that way!

All the best writers take risks, offend people often and say fuck you to the critics.

I got offended when she laughed, because she was showing pleasure, but she was also showing displeasure—in all the previous moments where she hadn’t laughed.