Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?” Bones snapped.

Well,” a female voice said. “What have we here?””Here,” Bethany said, responding to the woman’s rhetorical question, “we have a teenager. And she’s pissed.

Some people take offense like it’s a limited time offer.

I was so mad, I reached into the drawer for her fake sushi eraser and put it in my pocket. Serves her right for being such a big, fat, Eggo-scarfing liar.