I don’t use big words to show off because it’s ostentatious.

The better you feel about yourself, the less you feel the need to show off.

The Puffer Fish: Wherein the author flaunts his vocabulary.His father was IRA and his mother was Quebecois, and they had reliquished their mortal coils in the internecine conflagration that ended their conjoined separatist movement, IRA-Q....

I’ve seen you around. You liken yourself a bad ass, and darlin’, you are. Minus the bad.

Don’t try to impress a loser because If one is not happy about the things happening in their life, one cannot be happy about the things happening in someone else’s life.

The more you try to impress, the more you become depressed, and the more they get tired of your coercion. It doesn’t make them love you, instead, they’ll see you as a little child, trying...

Cockiness is a display of an empty lifestyle, humility is when you see yourself as a zero while others are making you their hero.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it’s harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.

You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.

Heroes are hero no matter if everybody is watching them or nobody watching them.

Once employed, the employed’s friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.

But what use was the semblance of power without the substance?

Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.