To paraphrase several sages: Nobody can think and hit someone at the same time.

I couldn’t hit an elephant’s ass with a bull fiddle.

I didn’t need the insurance. I do it again if my DP tells me it didn’t look good in the camera or if the actors didn’t hit their marks. But if everything was working why...

I think The Hulk really hit a chord with me, I love the Hulk. But, I never dreamt I’d be playing Doctor Doom.

It’s fun leading this offense. I don’t think we’ve hit our peak.

It’s – as opposed to tape where you have a magnetic tape that’s excited by frequencies that you hit, digital was a process where musical sounds are transferred to numbers and stored as numbers.

I think you sometimes have to go hit rock bottom before you can grow and rebuild as a person.

I was too late to be early. Good thing I was on time. And though my I love you was said at the right moment, my aim was off and I hit the wrong person.

Ninety percent of the time, I’m wearing imaginary people’s clothing. I don’t feel a huge pressure to go out and, like, hit the town, hit the boutiques.

In the building I live in on Park Avenue there are ten people who could buy the Yankees, but none of them could hit the ball out of Yankee Stadium.

You hit a certain age, and you haven’t died yet, and you become an elder statesman. I think I get a lot of applause because I’m not keeling over.

Strike the rock and the water will flow; don’t wait to brag about why you alone can hit the rock for water to flow; just go and do it because the world is thirsty! Your...

I like the spontaneity; I like to just get people together and hit ‘record’ so hopefully it has got a liveliness about it.

She lay outside in the courtyard, staring up at the raindrops… feeling them hit her body… trying to guess where one would land next. The nuns called again, threatening that pneumonia might make an insufferably...

I fix things all the time. Every time I do a solo, I re-check it and correct things that don’t hit the mark.

I don’t know if a song is going to be a hit or it’s going to flop. I never know. I just do the music and if people like it, they like it.

No decent man would ever strike a woman or a child.

If I had a reality show, it would probably be called ‘Keeping Fit with Jesse Tyler Ferguson’ because then I’d be forced to hit the gym every day.

Please God, let me hit one. I’ll tell everybody you did it.

I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn’t, I hit them.

Everyone born is on the field of life’s game, but not everyone does wear the jersey of vision! Some people are fair players and others are injury causers; you joke with the later and they...

When a batter swings and I see his knees move, I can tell just what his weaknesses are then I just put the ball where I know he can’t hit it.

What’s really hit me over the years is that you go to every race and see all the well-wishers, and you really feel like you are connected with people after all these years.

In a career, when you hit 40 and you’ve done a lot of this and that, you want to try some new things. I feel like that as a director, too, from one film to...

If you aim at nothing, you’ll hit it every time.

My goal is to hit the gym every day I’m on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

Obviously, the hit singles get the biggest reaction – that’s when you can see people really getting excited.

A boomerang returns back to the person who throws it.But first, while moving in a circle, it hits its target.So does gossip.

I find it quite difficult to think that there’s, you know, about 20 million people listening to my album that I wrote very selfishly to get over a breakup. I didn’t write it being that...

The third year of MASH was when I realized I was a hit.

I got hit twice in the face, and that was not fun.

If I have half an hour to spare, I just have to hit the shops. And I can get overexcited.

Of course, in pro ball, they never hit the quarterback in practice.

You could have a hit in California that no one had heard of in Oklahoma.

As a fluke, my great-grandfather hit one of the largest oil reserves in California.

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie.

Sorry. Sorry. Don’t hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.

I love being bullied. Being hit and kicked by others gets me totally excited. That’s what kind of freak I am. Sorry if that bothers you.

I’m always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job.

Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery!

Eliminating some 3600 post offices – mostly rural – will save the USPS less than seven tenths of one percent of their operating budget, but nationally, a number of tribal communities will be hit.

The pleasure of one’s effect on other people still exists in age – what’s called making a hit. But the hit is much rarer and made of different stuff.

God knows what possessed me, but having that science book in my hand propelled me to immediate action. So I hit her with it.

Well, I didn’t really have a plan. I just wanted a hit.

I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you’re able to hit it, you’re able to hit it with a couple of short sharp shots…...

He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce off my steel balls.

Technology has changed, and we need to figure out how to improve the archaic way of what makes a hit, or how to determine how many viewers are watching beyond some people with Nielsen boxes...