Best way to live in California is to be from somewheres else.
I wouldn’t live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.
California weather is worth all the geniuses in New York.
The right things often happen for the wrong reason.
I like California a lot more than New York these days.
I know,” I say. “It sucks. Let’s go get tacos and sit on the beach.
I like to go for a little drive up the California coast.