Grandchildren are their grandparents’ toys.

We are finding more of a need. I’m finding we have a lot of grandparents raising grandchildren.

People say they don’t see how we are still together. It would be hard enough as parents, but we’re grandparents. I don’t know how we would make it without Parents Anonymous.

Plus I have no doubt that their garden is also where my grandparents dreamed—for a better life of equality for their grandchildren and future generations. As people rooted in their faith, they probably did a...

People have often told me that one of their strongest childhood memories is the scent of their grandmother’s house. I never knew my grandmothers, but I could always count of the Bookmobile.

The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland.The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox.The florist will sigh and add a wall divider and proper soil to...

Our grandparents’ home had racial slander and cursing on the garage door, and on the vehicle.

As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for grandchildren.

If that’s the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake,” Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, “I’m all for fighting tyranny and oppression.

Small animals are a great problem. I wish God had never created small animals, or else that He had made them so they could talk, or else that He’d given them better faces. Space. Take...

We believe the grandparents or relatives Harris lived with had other kids in the house, but it is not clear how many.

For almost two months, he has been arbitrarily separated from his father and his four grandparents.

The very old and the very young have something in common that makes it right that they should be left alone together. Dawn and sunset see stars shining in a blue sky; but morning and...

I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Buick. Not because I’m a romantic, but because my grandpa and grandma were in the front seats.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

I learned from working around the working man, … I worked around people who had a hard time. A whole lot of my inspiration just came off of growing up around a small town and...

I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are literally four people who know my name. It’s great to have all four grandparents still living, and widely dispersed around the world.

I never learned to say shit before a lady. I don’t believe in progress in quite the way you seem to. You believe in it more than Grandmother did. As for those purely cultural patterns...

Grandparents will tell you that winters aren’t what they used to be and they’re absolutely right about that. Winters have been generally getting warmer and warmer and with generally less snow than what we have...

We’re not trying to get all up in your biznez, Ali.

Every secret of life I know, I learned at my grandfather’s knee.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.

Maybe that is the greatest of wonders: that we can be shaped so much by those we’ve known closely, and equally by those we’ve never known at all – and that we too can change...

It has a lot of history. My grandparents owned this and my son is planning on taking it over. I’m not going to quit now? I’ll keep going.

I once placed third in the Battle of the Fourth Places. There were only two other competitors, so I felt proud. My grandma and grandpa beat me, despite having been dead over five years.

Start worshipping your parents and grandparents before you worship God. You will see a glimpse of divinity in that process. Practice worshipping your parents first and MickeyMize your chances for being worthy of higher worship....

The world is in me and you are not even in the world yet.

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

It’s often said when a baby is born so is a grandparent; well, for me it turned out that when I was born it was also the birth of a Ding Dong.

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.

…no matter how frequently we came, when we arrived, they acted as if we had been away one hundred years. [His grandparents’ greeting.]

No one ‘just adopts.’

History has shown us time and time again that you don’t have to know someone to love them with all your heart.

Speaking of grandmas, have you heard the joke about grandparents and WWII? No? Well, if you do, be sure to tell me because I’d like to hear it too.