Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

For Attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run their fingers through it once...

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it’s at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don’t let the facts get in the way of your imagination.