What good in being a solitary, secret drinker?We’re all drunkards together – let’s leave it at that.

She ordered beer all night, and I ordered root beer. She was drunk, and so was I—with love.

Don’t fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that’s not where dreams get accomplished.

When you see a man led to prison say in your heart, “Mayhap he is escaping from a narrower prison.” And when you see a man drunken say in your heart, “Mayhap he sought escape...

There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.

I was a spectator who had gotten free admission to a freak show.

It’s 2am and I took seventeen shot of vodka just trying to forget your name but the only name I forgot was mine and drunk or sober you’re the only thing on my mind.

Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia.” He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that I could feel the heat of his body. “Believe me,” His eyes locked...

If I were a betting man, and Thank Vegas I’m not, I’d say this bartender looks guilty of murder. Or maybe he just looks drunk. Possibly the two looks are identical.

Reaction timeTouch the underside of a penny you find on the streetDoesn’t feel any different unless you close your eyesI can taste the copper in my mouth nowseeping from between my teethThere’s an explanation I’m...

Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the illusion of changing the world.

You can just keep carrying me. It’s very relaxing.

She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes.

He snuffles. Oh, no.He’s not going to cry, is he? Because even though it’s sweet when guys cry, I am so not prepared for this.Girl scouts didn’t teach me what to do with emotionally unstable...

It’s just been a really lousy day for me and I wasn’t really thinking. My advice? Find your own cause to represent, not one thrown out into society by a ton of environmentalist dopes. Find...

and I get refill number three or four and the wine is making my bones loose and it’s giving my hair a red sheen and my breasts are blooming and my eyes feel sultry and...

And even in the open air the stench of whiskey was appalling. To this fiendish poison, I am certain, the greater part of the squalor I saw is due. Many of these vermin were obviously...

I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.

Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.

in the spirit.” They use and abuse God and Christianity just like they would use any other substance in their life. They search for the experiences, but not God.

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.

I turned to her, my whole body hard with tiredness and regret.

Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term welfare of the planet to get good and shit-faced with your neighbor every...

Each of us is aware he’s a material being, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and that the strength of all our emotions combined cannot counteract those laws. It can only hate them....

Where am I?” Magnus croaked.”Nazca.””Oh, so we went on a little trip.””You broke into a man’s house,” Catarina said. “You stole a carpet and enchanted it to fly. Then you sped off into the night...

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

You know you’ve drunk too much when you run out of booze. It’s the same with love. Also, I’m drunk.

A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work.

I’m involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I’m also involved with most children’s causes, because children can’t help the environment they’re in.

You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.

I’m not a bad person.

You’re drunk as four skunks, you idiot.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.

I never had a childhood. Not like the rest of them anyway. I had a starting point from which I have never stopped running.

ON GETTING DRUNK:”Those who are Christians are to see to it that they are grateful for grace and redemption and conduct themselves modestly, moderately, and soberly, so that one does not go on living the...

I didn’t just voluntarily quit the relationship, did i? I slept and snore, didn’t i? And couldn’t even remember when you strolled away.

I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid.

Well, I’ve kept you waiting long enough,” he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which, at odd turns in the evening, seems closeness itself.

People are talking about immigration, emigration and the rest of the fucking thing. It’s all fucking crap. We’re all human beings, we’re all mammals, we’re all rocks, plants, rivers. Fucking borders are just such a...

Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.

I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave or left or didn’t know how to handle anything,at any time,and I am not your fault.

Duke!” and the bartender threw me out, because he was a Chapel Hill fan, and I was drunk.

Jon:’What are you doing up there? Why aren’t you at the feast?’Tyrion: ‘Too hot, too noisy, and I’d drunk too much wine’, the dwarf told him. ‘I learned long ago that it is considered rude...

Taking my drink, I moved around the bar to her. Her smile was a little crooked as I sat down. I guessed it had been a wet night for platinum blondes.

The bar was pulsating with rock music and packed with partiers, all set to leave their inhibitions, and their sobriety, behind.

Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse.

The feeling was less like chemical intoxication than being drunk on life. Spinning round and round, he experienced absolute bliss— unadulterated and unconfined—in which he transcended his own personality and became one with everything he...

Close your eyes and turn your face into the wind.Feel it sweep along your skin in an invisible ocean of exultation.Suddenly, you know you are alive.

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.