Question for your life: If your face looked like your ass, and I’m not implying it doesn’t, would you consider invading Russia in the middle of winter wearing only shorts?

Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.

A waitress goes up to Winston Churchill and says, ‘Sir, your drunk.’To which he replies, ‘I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Despair is an ugly thing when it refuses hope.

When people tap into this politics of resentment, it usually ends ugly.

When I tried to imagine being beautiful, I could only imagine living without the perpetual fear of being alone, without the great burden of isolation, which is what feeling ugly felt like.

My doctor told me that I’m old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

No matter how Beautiful something may seem to be. You do not know the Ugly that lurks inside.

That’s not a baby, that’s a log. And it’s not drowning, it’s burning.” I wonder what it did to deserve that? It was probably a heretic.

There are no ugly ducklings.

and then what happened?- I asked him, but I had no desire to know. Whatever it was, it has to be ugly.

I want to see beauty. In the ugly, in the sink, in the suffering, in the daily, in all the days before I die, the moments before I sleep.

On the wall hung a picture of an ugly old Cape Cod house. His friends said, ‘Why do you have that ugly thing hanging there?’ and Bull said, ‘I like it because it’s ugly.

I prefer to believe the opposite – that there is always an indestructible beauty at the heart of darkness.

I may be drunk Miss but, in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.

An ugly sight, a man who is afraid.

This singularity of meaning–I was my face, I was ugliness–though sometimes unbearable, also offered a possible point of escape. It became the launching pad from which to lift off, the one immediately recognizable place to point to when asked what was wrong with my life. Everything led to it, everything receded from it–my face as...

The interior of the arms dealer’s private jet was so ugly it hurt my feelings as well as my eyeballs.

{Wells discussing his experiences with Christianity}I realised as if for the first time, the menace of these queer shaven men in lace and petticoats who had been intoning, responding, and going through ritual gestures at me. I realised something dreadful about them. They were thrusting an incredible and ugly lie upon the world and the...

The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.

No matter how ugly you are; there is always someone who sees his heaven in your eyes.

Sometimes I wonder if we ever truly let anyone completely in. The desire for another human being to know you, all of you, all the pieces, even the ones you’re ashamed of — is huge. But too often, we sit down and sort through the pieces only picking out the pretty ones, leaving the ugly...

There’s a lot of crazy, weird people out there. It’s an ugly world.

They say that when you’re really in love, the world becomes gossamer and gorgeous, but in my experience the world gets grimy, and the love object is in stark relief from the surroundings. This is love, a pretty thing on an ugly street.

The ugliness at the heart of beauty. Is there always ugliness, do you suppose? Even when the object is very, very beautiful?

I have never seen an ugly woman.

I dare you to say I’m not ugly.

It is the sheer ugliness and banality of everyday life which turns my blood to ice and makes me cringe in terror.

I was actually very ugly. I was ugly. I felt very insecure.

Beautiful breezes in ugly parts of town give hope to those who want to be free.

If facial expressions had fur, then I’d snuggle your sneer. It’s so ugly it’s cute, like one of those little dogs, the kind Ryan Lilly has.

Thank you, people who say ‘Wow, you’re really photogenic,’ for not saying what you really mean: ‘Wow, you’re really ugly in person.’

Corporations take the humanity out of trade – they take the happiness out and replace it with something that is ugly.

My body is an ugly masterpiece that lives off the beauty of sound.

I prefer ugly things. I prefer things which are surprising.

For he was aware of the great secret of life: Women don’t look for handsome men. Women look for men who have had beautiful women. Having an ugly mistress is therefore a fatal mistake.

We’ve been playing ugly. Without all of our bodies, we’ve been kicking it all over the shop, but fortunately we’ve been able to make the big buckets and rely on our defense for once.

I have never met an ugly woman.

The sound of her voice was so pretty, it almost disguised the ugliness of her words.

Tammy Faye said, I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don’t feel so bad.

What good is there in being blind, you ask? Well, maybe it’s to see the beauty on the inside without being vainly distracted, or superficially blinded, by the ugly on the outside.

There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.

The tendency of the human mind is to see the world with a ‘dualistic’ view that describes everything through comparisons: good and bad, pain and happiness, beauty and ugliness, rich and poor.

You wouldn’t ask Rodin to make an ugly sculpture, or me to make a film with an ugly woman.

I’m an ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad I have it, I should bag it.Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair.I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.

Helen Kelleresque.

This boy,” he said, indicating the paintings with one sweep of his arms, “was romantic. He thought that it was beauty that bound everything together. And for him it was true. Life had been beautiful for him. He was very young. He knew very little of life. He saw beauty but he did not feel...

I’m financially ugly.

Having love in your heart doesn’t count for much if what comes out of your mouth is ugly and bigoted.