Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.

I am alive, and drunk on sunlight.

It’s solitary drinking that makes drunkards.

Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

Dude, don’t die out here.

All You Need Is Love” in homage to their memory.

Oh you dear companionsElectric bells of the stations song of the reapersButcher’s sleigh regiment of unnumbered streetsCavalry of bridges nights livid with alcoholThe cities I’ve seen lived like mad women(The Voyager)

I don’t drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take it home and it wants to keep you up all night...

Alcohol helps you to loosen up to make memories you won’t forget, and then it helps you to forget them completely.

Oh Abby…I want you to know…I am so full of shit. You should not listen to me. I know nothing.

High school sucked. It was a universal truth and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk or delusional.

She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.

It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right.

Danny strolled to the town common, sat on one of the benches in Teenytown and took one of the bottles out of the bag, looking down on it like Hamlet with Yorick’s skull